Coke is it the real thing

For all of you who drink Coke
And for those at Coke who said try to be less white

Let’s give a moment of silence to the inventor of Coke
John Stith Pemberton
Who was an American biochemist and Confederate States Army veteran who is best known as the inventor of Coca-Cola.

The original Coke recipe contained cocaine - a WHITE powdery substance.

So let’s all celebrate Coke's whiteness because it’s the real thing for us whiteys.
Or on the other hand…
Let’s eradicate this beverage from all store shelves because of its history even if the color of Coke is dark brown.

Carey On...