Friday, June 19, 2020

News from around the Buckeye State Ohio

Let’s start up north in Cleveland.
Mayor Frank Jackson who was nowhere to be seen during the riots only to come out of hiding to say Cleveland is sometimes perceived to be ‘butthole of the world’.
Sorry Mayor Frank Jackson you are perceived to be that.
And in Cleveland sports QB Mayfield said he will be taking the knee for the anthem. Nothing new to the city as all their QBs take a knee, this one will just happen sooner.

Moving east to the Geranium City that’s if you can find any Wickliffe, residents want to impeach, recall and like to stone the mayor but he already is. They have a list of 19 reasons why he should be impeached far more than any David Letterman list. While the city goes to pot he is smoking pot. He cancelled leaf collection but lit up city hall green on 4-20. Most mayors encourage you to pull weeds in your yard but Wickliffe’s current mayor wants you to grow weed in your yard. Gee and I thought he was always smiling because he is a friendly guy.

Next up is Willoughby Hills. Fireworks may be cancelled on the 4th but they are always present at the Willoughby Hills council meetings. Councilwoman Nancy Fellows has been hit with a lawsuit. Among the charges are union busting. Earlier Council member John Plecnik resigned as did Councilwoman Majka who was critical of "a dark side for those who speak up and challenge the status quo in Willoughby Hills City Hall. The only thing missing from these meetings is cattle rustling and I am sure it will be discussed next time.

Let’s drop down to the capital of Ohio, Columbus, who will be taking down the statue of whom the city is named after, Christopher Columbus. If they do take it down the question then becomes should they rename the city? Names already off the list for possible replacement are Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben. Columbus’s hockey team the Bluejackets who fire off a cannon when they score may also be under attack. Thinking ahead a suitable replacement may be a paper bag inflated and popped.
Lastly little Michael DeWine our Governor has made a list to reform the police into friendlier more educated servants. Keeping with this cops bad - criminals good theme instead of arresting law breakers the city will erect little time out zones and have police read them stories. 

Now let’s drop down further south in Ohio to the Apple City Jackson though they no longer have apple farms. Landlords want to storm council for passing a bill making them liable for utility bills when tenants skip out. I think one way to ease this is to pass an ordinance where you can only rent to Amish. If that’s not bad enough Councilwoman Carisa Edwards spouted off concerning the Christmas decorations and wrote this it’s because of all the people bitching about that their dead relatives hang from a light pole during Christmas time. Then she went on to say I don’t give two &*^%$* about a virus that occurs naturally. Mother Earth was designed to protect herself and I feel that is what’s happening. We have over populated her. We throw trash into the oceans. We cut down precious habitat. So she is putting up a big middle finger and taking back herself.
I know someone who may not be getting any Christmas presents and I never knew how much Jackson has played a role in damaging the ecosystem of the globe. 
Bring back the Apple farms because an apple a day may keep the council at bay.
Let me know what’s up in your city?

Carey On…

Monday, June 15, 2020

Billing Woes

Dumb Thing of the Day
I was swarmed with various bills from my 3 month bout of who knows what I had.
I paid off the small ones immediately, the larger ones next and was budgeting for the biggest
One bill was for $997.00
I mailed in a small payment and waited and waited for a new invoice but nothing came
Instead I received a bill from a collection agency
I called and said I understand who you are but I am going to vent to someone
I paid on this and was waiting for a new invoice to make arrangements with them to set up further payments, this is not my fault, what is wrong with these people
I understand sir but I am here to make an offer to you
If you can pay $400 right now this bill will be considered paid in full.
Of course I accepted.
So the dumb is this
If the hospital would have sent me a new invoice they would have been paid the full $997
And if a collection agency can lower the amount by that much why didn't the hospital just charge me that in the first place and the bill would have been paid when I received it!
Just dumb
Carey On...

Friday, June 12, 2020

The difference between Republican and Trump Supporters vs. Democrat and Biden Supporters


The difference between Republican and Trump Supporters vs. Democrat and Biden Supporters

Corona Virus
Republican and Trump supporters greet you with a handshake and hug and think the virus is a hoax
Democrat and Biden supporters yell at you stay away at least 6 feet and think the virus is as scary as global warming
Stimulus Check
Republican and Trump supporters instead of sitting go out and find work and if the check arrives it arrives and if not oh well
Democrat and Biden supporters camp out at the mailbox waiting for it
Quarantine
Republican and Trump supporters kept busy cleaning house and remodeled during the quarantine
Democrat and Biden supporters watched Netflix and if they did clean or remodeled they hired a Republican or Trump supporter
Life
Republican and Trump supporters march for life
Democrat and Biden supporters march to take a life
The Flag
Republican and Trump supporters wave the American flag proudly
Democrat and Biden supporters burn the American flag and fly the rainbow flag proudly
Stores
Republican and Trump supporters work at stores
Democrat and Biden supporters loot stores
Walls
Republican and Trump Supporters want a wall to keep out illegals
Democrat and Biden supporters don’t want a wall to keep out illegals but want walls to establish autonomous zones 
Videos and Cartoons
Republican and Trump supporters want to ban violent video games 
Democrat and Biden supporters love violent video games but want to disarm Elmer Fudd and ban Paw Patrol
And lastly.....

Who Matters
Republican and Trump supporters believe all lives matter and will vote for an old white man
Democrat and Biden supporters believe black lives matter and will vote for a really really old white man


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