Jimmy Haslam owner of the Cleveland Browns is petitioning for a new Stadium.
Showing posts with label Cleveland Browns. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cleveland Browns. Show all posts
Wednesday, March 27, 2024
Wednesday, March 13, 2024
Cleveland Browns Bold Move
Carey On Senseless Sports Talk...
OK let me get this straight.
Browns let Baker Mayfield walk
Buccaneers cut Jameis Winston
Browns sign Jameis Winston
Browns said Baker Mayfield throws interception
Buccaneers know Jameis Winston throws interception
So why have Flacco throw interceptions when you could have Winston throw interceptions?
It’s a black thing.
Just ask Andrew Black Berry
Carey On...
Sunday, October 22, 2023
Are sports fixed?
Are sports fixed? I keep saying it and asking, can they be?
Last week's Browns game against the 49ers was set up and won by penalties.
And this week's game well, here is one headline:
Browns rally past Colts with Deshaun Watson sidelined after questionable late penalties set up go-ahead TD
I listened to it on the radio, and it sure sounded like blown calls against the Colts very late in the game.
Hey, we in Cleveland have complained loudly about the penalties not being called against the opposing team or against us that were bogus and cost us games, so are we now going to accept the bad calls going our way and cheer garbage wins?
I'm not cause something just ain't right.
Want to fix the fix? Have instant replays on important calls or in the last 4 minutes unless it is completely obvious, don't blow the whistle and let them play.
Or is it just NFL entertainment.
Carey On...
Tuesday, September 19, 2023
Prayers going out for Nick Chubb
Prayers going out for Nick Chubb.
Being a silly sports fan I said many times kill him!
One time at a Penguins vs Blue Jackets game I yelled it and a lady Penguins fan said "Now that's not nice"!
I didn't feel like explaining to her - come on, I mean it in a sports sense, no way do I ever want to see someone severely injured.
When an injury like what happened to Chubb occurs you realize how fragile our health is, how quickly it can change and how these athletic entertainers put it all on the line.
I enjoyed seeing the Steelers beat the Browns but that injury really dampened the celebratory mood.
May God the great healer intervene and restore Chubbs health.
Carey On...
https://twitter.com/i/status/1703940089221374117
Sunday, September 11, 2022
Wednesday, September 07, 2022
While the Panthers are excited the Browns wait for their QB to arrive
Aww yes the NFL Entertainment League 2022 season is almost upon us.
Stefanski has to prepare his team while attending to DuhShaun Watsons needs
Should be interesting.
Go Baker!!
Wednesday, August 24, 2022
Senseless Sports Talk
Senseless sports talk, and that's what it is when so many other important things are going on regardless, here are some of my thoughts concerning the Browns.
Stefanski is overrated.
Chubb is overrated. The real running backs are Hunt and D'Ernest Johnson
Chubb needs holes to run through, Hunt and Johnson create their own escape.
Here is something to ponder. Both Chubb and Mayfield were drafted in 2018.
Could the Brown's success running the ball be because Mayfield was a threat to go deep, which opened things up for the backs?
We will find out soon now that we have an average backup QB in Brisset.
And trust me, the way they have hyped up Watson, don't believe it. He will be just another journeyman on the totem pole of Cleveland QB's.
Carey On...
Monday, August 15, 2022
Carey On Sports Commentary… DuhShaun Massage Me Watson
Carey On Sports Commentary…
The Cleveland Browns and DuhShaun Massage Me Watson saga has really intrigued me.
It’s obvious that DuhShaun has the ability to make passes whether to receivers
or non-receivers such as masseuses, that’s not the problem.
He needs help with hand offs
Um correction, hands off, he needs help with hands off.
So if DuhShawn Watson improves on ball control he should be OK.
This has been a Carey On Sports Commentary…
Wednesday, June 15, 2022
Offensive Matters
Browns owner Jimmy Haslam doesn't understand making passes at a masseuse is not the same as making passes during a football game. But Jimmy has it right that Deshaun Watson is more offensive than Baker Mayfield, even if it is off the field.
Carey On...
Thursday, November 04, 2021
OB Cannot Be
I knew it was getting serious with the Browns and OBJ when I found this ad on Craigslist in the barter section:
28 year old wide receiver - Height: 5′ 11″ Weight: 198 lbs
All Reasonable Offers/Trades Accepted...
NO LOWBALL OFFERS PLEASE!!!!!
Let me know what you have and we can make a deal...
Thank you. Jimmy HaslamCarey On...
Friday, June 19, 2020
News from around the Buckeye State Ohio
Let’s start up north in Cleveland.
Mayor Frank Jackson who was nowhere to be seen during the riots only to come out of hiding to say Cleveland is sometimes perceived to be ‘butthole of the world’.
Mayor Frank Jackson who was nowhere to be seen during the riots only to come out of hiding to say Cleveland is sometimes perceived to be ‘butthole of the world’.
Sorry Mayor Frank Jackson you are perceived to
be that.
And in Cleveland sports QB Mayfield said he will be taking the knee for
the anthem. Nothing new to the city as all their QBs take a knee, this one will
just happen sooner.
Moving east to the Geranium City that’s if you can find any Wickliffe, residents want to impeach, recall and like to stone the mayor but he already is.
They have a list of 19 reasons why he should be impeached far more than any
David Letterman list. While the city goes to pot he is smoking pot. He cancelled
leaf collection but lit up city hall green on 4-20. Most mayors encourage you
to pull weeds in your yard but Wickliffe’s current mayor wants you to grow weed
in your yard. Gee and I thought he was always smiling because he is a friendly
guy.
Next up is Willoughby Hills. Fireworks may be cancelled on the 4th
but they are always present at the Willoughby Hills council meetings. Councilwoman Nancy Fellows has been hit with a
lawsuit. Among the charges are union busting. Earlier Council member John
Plecnik resigned as did Councilwoman Majka who was critical of "a
dark side for those who speak up and challenge the status quo in Willoughby
Hills City Hall. The only thing missing from these meetings is cattle
rustling and I am sure it will be discussed next time.
Let’s drop down to the
capital of Ohio, Columbus, who will be taking down the statue of whom the city is
named after, Christopher Columbus. If they do take it down the question then
becomes should they rename the city? Names already off the list for possible
replacement are Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben. Columbus’s hockey team the Bluejackets
who fire off a cannon when they score may also be under attack. Thinking ahead a
suitable replacement may be a paper bag inflated and popped.
Lastly little Michael DeWine our Governor has made a list to reform the police into friendlier more educated servants. Keeping with this cops bad - criminals good theme instead of arresting law breakers the city will erect little time out zones and have police read them stories.
Lastly little Michael DeWine our Governor has made a list to reform the police into friendlier more educated servants. Keeping with this cops bad - criminals good theme instead of arresting law breakers the city will erect little time out zones and have police read them stories.
Now let’s drop down further
south in Ohio to the Apple City Jackson though they no longer have apple farms.
Landlords want to storm council for passing a bill making them liable for
utility bills when tenants skip out. I think one way to ease this is to pass an
ordinance where you can only rent to Amish. If that’s not bad enough Councilwoman
Carisa Edwards spouted off concerning the Christmas decorations and wrote this it’s
because of all the people bitching about that their dead relatives hang from a
light pole during Christmas time. Then she went on to say I don’t give two
&*^%$* about a virus that occurs naturally. Mother Earth was designed to
protect herself and I feel that is what’s happening. We have over populated
her. We throw trash into the oceans. We cut down precious habitat. So she is putting
up a big middle finger and taking back herself.
I know someone who may not
be getting any Christmas presents and I never knew how much Jackson has played
a role in damaging the ecosystem of the globe.
Bring back the Apple farms
because an apple a day may keep the council at bay.
Let me know what’s up in your city?
Carey On…
Tuesday, January 05, 2016
If the Cleveland Browns held their coaching search via presidential debate style
If the Cleveland Browns held their coaching search via presidential debate style
On the Democratic side
Bernie Sanders: Let me tell you the NFL is not the NFL - it is the Not Fair League. If I was hired to be the Browns coach you can bet I will demand one good player from each team. Now it may not make the Browns a winner but it will make every team lose a couple of games and things would be even and fair and I promise free hot dogs paid for by people who hate hot dogs.
Hillary Clinton: I can promise you just because my husband slept with an intern does not necessarily mean I will sleep with the cheerleaders. So they should be safe. Besides what does it matter, the Browns are losing games, does it matter who the players are. We need a strong coach and I am that woman.
On the Republican side:
Donald Trump: I demand to know one thing, where was Johnny Manziel? Where was he and where was his birth certificate, is he even old enough to drink? Let me tell you if I were the coach you can bet all hotel rooms and all of the players houses would have armed guards with walls around them making sure no one escapes in or out without my knowledge. This open door policy is over. And small skinny imported players, don’t even think about it, I want big brawny men, no Bruce Jenners. Jeb what are you smirking about? You’re still upset that Saudi Arabia refused the Browns to practice there, wasn’t that your brainstorm or your brothers who said Pittsburg Steelers were not a Cleveland rivalry but an ally. I want to make the Browns great again.
Jeb Bush Donald trump is not a serious coaching candidate. Donald trump is not a serious coaching candidate. Donald trump is not a serious coaching candidate. Donald trump is not a serious coaching candidate. NEW FOOTBALL ORDER. Did you know my brother was co-owner of the Texas Rangers?
Marco Rubio I am Latino and I feel I can bring more Latinos into the NFL as well as the Browns. Besides that I like Jeb and Jeb likes me. NEW FOOTBALL ORDER.
Ted Cruz Let me be clear just because I was born in Canada you can rest assured I will not try to lure the team to Canada and call them the Canadian Seals or Ontario Otters. I like the Browns and they should stay in Cleveland, they just need to read the play book more.
Rand Paul The Browns and the rest of the NFL need to go back to the original rules and down size. George Blanda played multiple positions; we don’t need so many players. The football was originally round. The stadiums are too extravagant; we need simple stadiums, wooden seats, cheap beer and cheap hot dogs. And we don’t need high priced college players. We can find cheap players off the street who are willing to play. And if they want to get lost in Vegas and get high let them.
Chris Christie The Browns need to fatten up. And just because some of you bring it up that I was seen smiling and hugging the Pittsburg Steelers coach doesn’t mean a thing. I will be loyal to Cleveland and you can be sure I would have shut down that bridge that Manziel escaped across.
Rick Santorum The Browns problem is this and I will do this - pray, they did not pray before games, they didn’t pray during games, now the fans they prayed a lot, I mean prayed a lol lot but not one player prayed, and I would get Tebow over here, he prays and he prays a lot. Lastly not one Hail Mary was used.
Ben Carson Now I am a brain surgeon so I think you need to look at the entire Browns organization and see if they have been concussed because they coach and play like it. Now I would do things differently because I am not a coach or an athlete. I would put brain scanners in the players helmets so I can see when they are about to do something stupid on the field, I would then send an electric jolt to make them play better.
John Kasich I am a homegrown boy. I get this. So what if I latched onto Obama’s healthcare plan, the way the Browns get beat up they need this coverage and so does our pass defense. We can do better.
Carly Fiorina I am the only one who can keep the Browns tradition alive. I failed as an advocacy for John McCain's presidential campaign, my bid for senate and as Hewlet-Packard's CEO. Things will be safe in Cleveland.
Wouldn’t it be nice to only worry about who let some of the air escape from our balls instead of them always going completely flat. But that’s life in Cleveland.
Gotta Go-Go!!
Carey
On the Democratic side
Bernie Sanders: Let me tell you the NFL is not the NFL - it is the Not Fair League. If I was hired to be the Browns coach you can bet I will demand one good player from each team. Now it may not make the Browns a winner but it will make every team lose a couple of games and things would be even and fair and I promise free hot dogs paid for by people who hate hot dogs.
Hillary Clinton: I can promise you just because my husband slept with an intern does not necessarily mean I will sleep with the cheerleaders. So they should be safe. Besides what does it matter, the Browns are losing games, does it matter who the players are. We need a strong coach and I am that woman.
On the Republican side:
Donald Trump: I demand to know one thing, where was Johnny Manziel? Where was he and where was his birth certificate, is he even old enough to drink? Let me tell you if I were the coach you can bet all hotel rooms and all of the players houses would have armed guards with walls around them making sure no one escapes in or out without my knowledge. This open door policy is over. And small skinny imported players, don’t even think about it, I want big brawny men, no Bruce Jenners. Jeb what are you smirking about? You’re still upset that Saudi Arabia refused the Browns to practice there, wasn’t that your brainstorm or your brothers who said Pittsburg Steelers were not a Cleveland rivalry but an ally. I want to make the Browns great again.
Jeb Bush Donald trump is not a serious coaching candidate. Donald trump is not a serious coaching candidate. Donald trump is not a serious coaching candidate. Donald trump is not a serious coaching candidate. NEW FOOTBALL ORDER. Did you know my brother was co-owner of the Texas Rangers?
Marco Rubio I am Latino and I feel I can bring more Latinos into the NFL as well as the Browns. Besides that I like Jeb and Jeb likes me. NEW FOOTBALL ORDER.
Ted Cruz Let me be clear just because I was born in Canada you can rest assured I will not try to lure the team to Canada and call them the Canadian Seals or Ontario Otters. I like the Browns and they should stay in Cleveland, they just need to read the play book more.
Rand Paul The Browns and the rest of the NFL need to go back to the original rules and down size. George Blanda played multiple positions; we don’t need so many players. The football was originally round. The stadiums are too extravagant; we need simple stadiums, wooden seats, cheap beer and cheap hot dogs. And we don’t need high priced college players. We can find cheap players off the street who are willing to play. And if they want to get lost in Vegas and get high let them.
Chris Christie The Browns need to fatten up. And just because some of you bring it up that I was seen smiling and hugging the Pittsburg Steelers coach doesn’t mean a thing. I will be loyal to Cleveland and you can be sure I would have shut down that bridge that Manziel escaped across.
Rick Santorum The Browns problem is this and I will do this - pray, they did not pray before games, they didn’t pray during games, now the fans they prayed a lot, I mean prayed a lol lot but not one player prayed, and I would get Tebow over here, he prays and he prays a lot. Lastly not one Hail Mary was used.
Ben Carson Now I am a brain surgeon so I think you need to look at the entire Browns organization and see if they have been concussed because they coach and play like it. Now I would do things differently because I am not a coach or an athlete. I would put brain scanners in the players helmets so I can see when they are about to do something stupid on the field, I would then send an electric jolt to make them play better.
John Kasich I am a homegrown boy. I get this. So what if I latched onto Obama’s healthcare plan, the way the Browns get beat up they need this coverage and so does our pass defense. We can do better.
Carly Fiorina I am the only one who can keep the Browns tradition alive. I failed as an advocacy for John McCain's presidential campaign, my bid for senate and as Hewlet-Packard's CEO. Things will be safe in Cleveland.
Wouldn’t it be nice to only worry about who let some of the air escape from our balls instead of them always going completely flat. But that’s life in Cleveland.
Gotta Go-Go!!
Carey
Thursday, December 05, 2013
browns humor plus two
In case you missed it, it was announced the Browns are
officially eliminated from the play offs.
Oh, I’m not talking about just this year but the next 5.
Football returned to Cleveland
in 1999. Now fans are waiting for the
team to show up.
Browns coach Chudzinski is advising quarterback Weeden to
spend time at UPS this Christmas season so he can see how they handle the rush
and deliver on time.
What does Obamacare and the Browns have in common? Both should be up and running by 2025.
I still think the Browns should sign Tebow. Even if we don’t win with him at least we’d
have a prayer.
A new episode of the show Survivor will have the cast
dressed and ready to play as a quarterback for the Browns. The one who survives two straight games
wins.
Well friends my prediction at the start of the season is
looking pretty good right now. I said at
the beginning that the Browns would have more quarterbacks than wins. So far 5 quarterbacks vs. 4 wins.
Now onto other things….
All this hubbub over people shopping on Thanksgiving. I actually think it’s wonderful that people
think so much of their family that they leave their family gathering so they
can go buy family members a gift, of course at a far cheaper price.
Fast & Furious star Paul Walker would still be alive
today if he was a walker.
Carey Masci
Sunday, August 12, 2012
More Carey Humor
One good thing about this drought we've been in. I saved a lot of money on gas not needing my lawn mower all summer.
What does the weather and the Cleveland Indians have in common? They are both in a drought.
Did you hear that the Olympic committee awarded the Cleveland Indians a honorary gold medal? Yep - for taking the best dive.
What is the main difference between the Cleveland Browns and the Indians? The Browns rebuild at the end of each season and the Indians rebuild every two months during the season.
Last years starting quarterback Colt McCoy of the Browns is now second string. When asked if he was disappointed Colt said Heck no, the Browns just added 20 years to my life.
One more on the Olympics. Brazil should come up with a new abbreviation for their country. Seeing the Brazilian male athlete with BRA on their uniforms is not to manly.
I am not sure whats worse Mitt Romney's commercials complaining how many people are on welfare while Obama's been in office or Obama's commercials talking about how many factories were shut down that put people on welfare while Mitt was with Bain.
I think we should start a huge petition drive and demand from both Obama and Mitt that they get rid of the mud slugging and instead have a mud wrestling match
David Copperfield no longer has the title of best magician. That honor now goes to Obama. I agree, anyone who can make 14 trillion dollars disappear has my vote.
I feel as if I should be dressing up now when I go eat fast food. With the way inflation is it seems that I am eating at an expensive restaurant.
That's it for this round, going to watch the women's volley ball. The Italian women are playing, I am anxious to see if they shaved their legs.
Carey Masci
What does the weather and the Cleveland Indians have in common? They are both in a drought.
Did you hear that the Olympic committee awarded the Cleveland Indians a honorary gold medal? Yep - for taking the best dive.
What is the main difference between the Cleveland Browns and the Indians? The Browns rebuild at the end of each season and the Indians rebuild every two months during the season.
Last years starting quarterback Colt McCoy of the Browns is now second string. When asked if he was disappointed Colt said Heck no, the Browns just added 20 years to my life.
One more on the Olympics. Brazil should come up with a new abbreviation for their country. Seeing the Brazilian male athlete with BRA on their uniforms is not to manly.
I am not sure whats worse Mitt Romney's commercials complaining how many people are on welfare while Obama's been in office or Obama's commercials talking about how many factories were shut down that put people on welfare while Mitt was with Bain.
I think we should start a huge petition drive and demand from both Obama and Mitt that they get rid of the mud slugging and instead have a mud wrestling match
David Copperfield no longer has the title of best magician. That honor now goes to Obama. I agree, anyone who can make 14 trillion dollars disappear has my vote.
I feel as if I should be dressing up now when I go eat fast food. With the way inflation is it seems that I am eating at an expensive restaurant.
That's it for this round, going to watch the women's volley ball. The Italian women are playing, I am anxious to see if they shaved their legs.
Carey Masci
Saturday, August 04, 2012
Recent News & Sports, Dimora - olympics and more
Recent News
Over 6 billion, yes 6 billion dollars will be spent on political ads this year. And yet it still won't be enough to convince voters Obama is an American and Mitt Romney is a Republican.
The same scenario keeps playing out. Oil prices go up, stocks come tumbling down. Oil prices fall, stocks shoot up. Its kind of like with Obama. Obama plays golf, the economy improves. Obama goes back to work, the economy slows down.
Wow was I saddened by the Cuyahoga County appraisal of my house in Euclid. It plummeted from last year losing half its value. Property taxes though are expected to go up again. If this keep up my taxes will be more than what my house is worth.
Cuyahoga County commissioner Jimmy Dimora is asking friends to donate to a defense fund so that he can appeal the charges. I bet you Dimora wished he would have saved some of that kickback money he spent on prostitutes.
Cuyahoga County commissioner Jimmy Dimora is asking friends to donate to his defense fund. No big news here, aren't all Domcratic fund raising events for some sort of criminal defense?
Charlie Brown and Linus thought they spotted the Great Pumpkin but it was only Dimora in his orange prison jumpsuit.
Cuyahoga County commissioner Jimmy Dimora's guilty conscience is finally starting to get to him. Dimora started yelling in court I HAD NOTHING TO WITH THE OLYMPIC BADMITON PLAYERS THROWING GAMES – I'M INNOCENT, HEAR ME INNOCENT!
Sports talk
I have been watching the Olympics this year more so than in the past. I got interested in women's volley ball. They were giving the statistics for kills and digs. OK I know what a kill is but what is a dig? Is that how many times they have to dig their skimpy bottoms out?
Immediately after the closing ceremony the Chinese players will take express jets back to China. Walmart needs them back at the sweat shops making goods for their store.
Even though times are bad in America it feels so good to see the US athlete compete in the Olympics and just about lead in the record count against China with a population three or 4 times that of the US. Yes it made me feel proud to see the American athlete in all their glory receiving medal after medal in their Chinese made jerseys, sporting made in Japan sunglasses, using equipment made in Mexico. Yes I am proud to be an American.
I was excited to hear the Cleveland Browns were sold. I was depressed when I heard they won't be leaving Cleveland.
The Cleveland Indians were so ecstatic that they celebrated beating the Detroit Tigers and winning the Justin Verlander World Series in July and forgot the season still has over 2 months to go. The Cleveland manager said Hey we beat Verlander, what more do you want, more wins?
If my humor is too dry for you, just blame it on the drought.
Carey Masci
Over 6 billion, yes 6 billion dollars will be spent on political ads this year. And yet it still won't be enough to convince voters Obama is an American and Mitt Romney is a Republican.
The same scenario keeps playing out. Oil prices go up, stocks come tumbling down. Oil prices fall, stocks shoot up. Its kind of like with Obama. Obama plays golf, the economy improves. Obama goes back to work, the economy slows down.
Wow was I saddened by the Cuyahoga County appraisal of my house in Euclid. It plummeted from last year losing half its value. Property taxes though are expected to go up again. If this keep up my taxes will be more than what my house is worth.
Cuyahoga County commissioner Jimmy Dimora is asking friends to donate to a defense fund so that he can appeal the charges. I bet you Dimora wished he would have saved some of that kickback money he spent on prostitutes.
Cuyahoga County commissioner Jimmy Dimora is asking friends to donate to his defense fund. No big news here, aren't all Domcratic fund raising events for some sort of criminal defense?
Charlie Brown and Linus thought they spotted the Great Pumpkin but it was only Dimora in his orange prison jumpsuit.
Cuyahoga County commissioner Jimmy Dimora's guilty conscience is finally starting to get to him. Dimora started yelling in court I HAD NOTHING TO WITH THE OLYMPIC BADMITON PLAYERS THROWING GAMES – I'M INNOCENT, HEAR ME INNOCENT!
Sports talk
I have been watching the Olympics this year more so than in the past. I got interested in women's volley ball. They were giving the statistics for kills and digs. OK I know what a kill is but what is a dig? Is that how many times they have to dig their skimpy bottoms out?
Immediately after the closing ceremony the Chinese players will take express jets back to China. Walmart needs them back at the sweat shops making goods for their store.
Even though times are bad in America it feels so good to see the US athlete compete in the Olympics and just about lead in the record count against China with a population three or 4 times that of the US. Yes it made me feel proud to see the American athlete in all their glory receiving medal after medal in their Chinese made jerseys, sporting made in Japan sunglasses, using equipment made in Mexico. Yes I am proud to be an American.
I was excited to hear the Cleveland Browns were sold. I was depressed when I heard they won't be leaving Cleveland.
The Cleveland Indians were so ecstatic that they celebrated beating the Detroit Tigers and winning the Justin Verlander World Series in July and forgot the season still has over 2 months to go. The Cleveland manager said Hey we beat Verlander, what more do you want, more wins?
If my humor is too dry for you, just blame it on the drought.
Carey Masci
Wednesday, March 21, 2012
In California a local strip club donated money to save a Little League ball club, nothing like a swing and a Miss at a ballgame.
Mitt Romney has been asking for low dollar donations of $10 or less for his campaign. Does he really need the money or is this another one of his ploys, pan handling to look like one of us?
Mitt Romney asking for donations is like Walmart asking for a bailout.
Mitt Romney is a smart investor, it appears he doesn't want to waste his millions. I mean if it was so inevitable that he becomes president why would he ask us for money why doesn't he just spend his own?
Governor Chris Christy is going to start stumping again for Romney. With so many people in the US wondering where there next meal is coming from I don't think an overly obese governor promoting a multimillionaire is good PR.
Frank Russo, Democratic Party Chairman Jimmy Dimora, Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich all had this to say before reporting for their prison sentence. We are innocent, Its Bush's fault.
With so many Democrats heading to prison they have decided to change the presidential convention that was to be held in Charlotte, N .C.. The problem for the Democrats now is - what state pen should hold it.
China is hoarding rare earth and precious metals. Why? Everything they make is cheap junk intended for the shelves of Walmart.
When Obama was told China was holding rare earth he thought it was a hostage situation. OK for that one you need to know 70's rock groups.
Newt Gingrich refuses to drop out. He said I don't want to happen to me what happened to Bob Dole, my agent getting me Viagra commercials.
Obama said we should car pool. Most Americans are drowning in debt. Car pool, drowning in debt, I think America's underwater.
Obama is the alternative president. He is for alternative fuels, alternative lifestyles, alternative foods. i just wish he would find an alternative country to go live.
We have had such an unusual warm winter here in NE Ohio. Now I understand while global warming is so bad. I had to pull weeds in February.
The Cleveland Browns got rid of their star running back, Peyton Hillis. According to the team he did not fit in because the Browns offense is designed for passing. They sure fooled me, I thought it was designed for punting.
Carey Masci
Mitt Romney has been asking for low dollar donations of $10 or less for his campaign. Does he really need the money or is this another one of his ploys, pan handling to look like one of us?
Mitt Romney asking for donations is like Walmart asking for a bailout.
Mitt Romney is a smart investor, it appears he doesn't want to waste his millions. I mean if it was so inevitable that he becomes president why would he ask us for money why doesn't he just spend his own?
Governor Chris Christy is going to start stumping again for Romney. With so many people in the US wondering where there next meal is coming from I don't think an overly obese governor promoting a multimillionaire is good PR.
Frank Russo, Democratic Party Chairman Jimmy Dimora, Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich all had this to say before reporting for their prison sentence. We are innocent, Its Bush's fault.
With so many Democrats heading to prison they have decided to change the presidential convention that was to be held in Charlotte, N .C.. The problem for the Democrats now is - what state pen should hold it.
China is hoarding rare earth and precious metals. Why? Everything they make is cheap junk intended for the shelves of Walmart.
When Obama was told China was holding rare earth he thought it was a hostage situation. OK for that one you need to know 70's rock groups.
Newt Gingrich refuses to drop out. He said I don't want to happen to me what happened to Bob Dole, my agent getting me Viagra commercials.
Obama said we should car pool. Most Americans are drowning in debt. Car pool, drowning in debt, I think America's underwater.
Obama is the alternative president. He is for alternative fuels, alternative lifestyles, alternative foods. i just wish he would find an alternative country to go live.
We have had such an unusual warm winter here in NE Ohio. Now I understand while global warming is so bad. I had to pull weeds in February.
The Cleveland Browns got rid of their star running back, Peyton Hillis. According to the team he did not fit in because the Browns offense is designed for passing. They sure fooled me, I thought it was designed for punting.
Carey Masci
Monday, December 13, 2010
Cleveland Sports for December 2010
Hey Gang,
Cleveland may finally get a championship. Yes a new team is coming to our area. We received the OK to have a female lingerie football team play in our community.
They will wear scantly dressed undergarments with all the necessary pads required and helmets. Seven on offense and seven on defense, indoor play league rules. I am wondering would these women be athletes or dancers from a nearby strip club like crazy horse. Would the coaches and referees be male wearing thong striped outs fits. Or would the male cheerleaders be the ones wearing the thongs. What about PSL and season ticket holders, for ticket purchases?
I find this to be completely outrageous. With all the serious problems that we are facing , this is what will save Cleveland and our County.
Whose bright idea was it Dimora or Russo's?
Thanks :
Joe U
Joe I hear and feel your pain. And I am sure housewives will just love lingerie football. Its not bad enough that on Sundays most men are glued staring at the TV screen watching pro-football, now this!
I was asked what pads the women would be wearing. Ummm lets not go there.
This brings new meaning to the term - naked bootleg.
Onto other sports news in our fine city.
Mayor Jackson is already promoting the Gay Games in Cleveland. Nothing like promoting a controversial lifestyle to take our minds off of controversial politics and corruption in the city.
One sponsor they should try to get is Slick 50. After all it is the best lubricant known to man.
Cleveland basketball fans are trying to figure out whats worse, having LeBron here winning 60 games and getting easily knocked out of the playoffs or with him gone and getting knocked out of the playoffs in the first week of the season.
But Browns fans are excited. This has to be the best losing teem Cleveland has had in a long time.
Breaking news... this just in.... Browns are officially eliminated from the playoffs. No kidding!
The Indians organization aren't going to agressively try selling season tickets, instead they will concentrate on trying to sell - A ticket.
From the land of wait till next year,
Carey
Cleveland may finally get a championship. Yes a new team is coming to our area. We received the OK to have a female lingerie football team play in our community.
They will wear scantly dressed undergarments with all the necessary pads required and helmets. Seven on offense and seven on defense, indoor play league rules. I am wondering would these women be athletes or dancers from a nearby strip club like crazy horse. Would the coaches and referees be male wearing thong striped outs fits. Or would the male cheerleaders be the ones wearing the thongs. What about PSL and season ticket holders, for ticket purchases?
I find this to be completely outrageous. With all the serious problems that we are facing , this is what will save Cleveland and our County.
Whose bright idea was it Dimora or Russo's?
Thanks :
Joe U
Joe I hear and feel your pain. And I am sure housewives will just love lingerie football. Its not bad enough that on Sundays most men are glued staring at the TV screen watching pro-football, now this!
I was asked what pads the women would be wearing. Ummm lets not go there.
This brings new meaning to the term - naked bootleg.
Onto other sports news in our fine city.
Mayor Jackson is already promoting the Gay Games in Cleveland. Nothing like promoting a controversial lifestyle to take our minds off of controversial politics and corruption in the city.
One sponsor they should try to get is Slick 50. After all it is the best lubricant known to man.
Cleveland basketball fans are trying to figure out whats worse, having LeBron here winning 60 games and getting easily knocked out of the playoffs or with him gone and getting knocked out of the playoffs in the first week of the season.
But Browns fans are excited. This has to be the best losing teem Cleveland has had in a long time.
Breaking news... this just in.... Browns are officially eliminated from the playoffs. No kidding!
The Indians organization aren't going to agressively try selling season tickets, instead they will concentrate on trying to sell - A ticket.
From the land of wait till next year,
Carey
Sunday, October 03, 2010
carey's news briefs
Hey Gang,
Browns tailgaters are quite upset. Cleveland's Muni Parking Lot where they party before home games is opening three hours later, instead of 4 a.m. it's now 7 a.m. I agree with the upset tailgaters that the lot should open at 4. You really do need a full 8 hours of drinking beforehand if you are going to sit through a Browns game.
For those who follow the Browns and football......
Derick Anderson: 2 and 1 - Cleveland Browns: 0 and 3. I told you to keep an eye on Anderson, he may not be a Peyton Manning but he's not as bad as the Browns made him look.
Did anyone notice? The week the report came out that said the recession was over was the same week all the Cleveland politicians were arrested.
You would think though that Cleveland's crooked politicians would of done at least some good for the city before being sent away. Like bribing the officials so either the Browns or Indians could win a game.
Cleveland's population will take another hit downward. With everyone being arrested not many will be left in the city.
Christmas is coming earlier and earlier. My friend Ruth told me in Manila they have Christmas trees up already and I just received my first Christmas card. We may have to rewrite that song the 12 days of Christmas and call it the 12 months of Christmas.
The Nike office in NY city had to be shut cause of bed bugs. I thought of the perfect ad to capitalize on this. A man is sleeping, jumps up out of bed because of bed bugs. He lands perfectly into a pair of Nike shoes and runs out of the house.
The slogan: When ya got the itch to run - Nike shoes.
Gotta GoGo!!
Carey
Browns tailgaters are quite upset. Cleveland's Muni Parking Lot where they party before home games is opening three hours later, instead of 4 a.m. it's now 7 a.m. I agree with the upset tailgaters that the lot should open at 4. You really do need a full 8 hours of drinking beforehand if you are going to sit through a Browns game.
For those who follow the Browns and football......
Derick Anderson: 2 and 1 - Cleveland Browns: 0 and 3. I told you to keep an eye on Anderson, he may not be a Peyton Manning but he's not as bad as the Browns made him look.
Did anyone notice? The week the report came out that said the recession was over was the same week all the Cleveland politicians were arrested.
You would think though that Cleveland's crooked politicians would of done at least some good for the city before being sent away. Like bribing the officials so either the Browns or Indians could win a game.
Cleveland's population will take another hit downward. With everyone being arrested not many will be left in the city.
Christmas is coming earlier and earlier. My friend Ruth told me in Manila they have Christmas trees up already and I just received my first Christmas card. We may have to rewrite that song the 12 days of Christmas and call it the 12 months of Christmas.
The Nike office in NY city had to be shut cause of bed bugs. I thought of the perfect ad to capitalize on this. A man is sleeping, jumps up out of bed because of bed bugs. He lands perfectly into a pair of Nike shoes and runs out of the house.
The slogan: When ya got the itch to run - Nike shoes.
Gotta GoGo!!
Carey
Saturday, January 24, 2009
Cleveland Funnies, from mid December, 08
Hey Gang,
Last Week:
Driving home from work I was not in the mood to listen to any more depressing news of the economy or about Obama our savior. Nor was I into listening to Cleveland's corporate music stations which play the same songs over and over and over. And I can't play my cd player either as almost all my music is still on cassette. So I decided to listen to ESPN radio, maybe some cheery news on the Cavs. Nope! Sports Announcer... What do you think the biggest shocker of the year in the NFL has been? To me it has to be the way the Browns performed.....blah blah and BLAH!
Sunday Night:
Cavs win big in Miami so thought I would catch the highlights of their victory. Turn on the boob tube (hmm now that they are changing into flat screens what do we call it?) and nope - nothing about the Cavs. The top of the hour was about the Clowns, no offense to clowns. Announcer.... This has to be the worse team in the NFL.... more blah blahs. The Lions just went 0-16 but the Browns are labeled as the worse team!
I was telling a friend awhile back when they just mentioned that Brady Quinn would start, I said how many times have we seen Cleveland rush a younger player to try and save a season only for them to ruin or shorten that players career? Well you know what happened. 4 days after I said that Brady started and broke his hand. The Browns not wanting to look bad had him start the following game only for him to be yanked as the injury got worse. My crystal ball works again.
With all this fun going on in Cleveland I came up with some more serious humor for you!
The NFL is thinking about going to 17 games. I say to those living in the Cleveland area PLEASE contact everyone in the NFL and say NO!! 16 games of misery is enough for Cleveland.
Did you know that Cleveland has one of the seven wonders? Absolutely. Every Sunday people in Cleveland wonder how could this be a football team.
The problem is the Cleveland Browns has an identity crisis. The teams name is Browns but they wear orange helmets. Maybe they should change to all white and call themselves the Eggs since they always get beaten. Or the Cleveland Anchors, since we are always sinking to the bottom or the Cleveland Candles, since we always get blown out.
Things are so bad with the Browns that they are requesting instead of a by week next year they would like a by year. I suggest - make it two.
Back to the Cavs. Isn't it just like Cleveland that no matter how good something is, we are never alone or some city one ups us. For instance the Cavs are on a phenomenal pace, one destined for the record books if it keeps up. And yet, there is 3 other teams just about as good. Go figure.
Miscellaneous Cleveland Funnies
Vince and three other family members came from Pa. to visit Cleveland the other day. The mayor was very excited. Their visit doubled the amount of tourists from the previous year for Cleveland.
The good and the bad. The good, organized crime is way down in Cleveland. The bad, Cleveland being run by a bunch of bumbling crooked Democrats has made unorganized crime go way up.
Cleveland is trying hard to come up with ways to attract people. One for sure way is for all the inept Democratic leaders to leave.
Cleveland is proud it distanced itself from the days long ago when the river caught fire. The homeless though wish it would again so they could keep warm.
Cleveland has a problem with school funding. My solution is return to the one room school house. Enrollment keeps dropping and no one graduating thinks above a fifth grade level anyways.
Gotta GoGo!!
Carey
Just remember humor can be used many ways, I hope this sheds light on serious issues that not only Cleveland is facing but other cities across the nation as well.
Last Week:
Driving home from work I was not in the mood to listen to any more depressing news of the economy or about Obama our savior. Nor was I into listening to Cleveland's corporate music stations which play the same songs over and over and over. And I can't play my cd player either as almost all my music is still on cassette. So I decided to listen to ESPN radio, maybe some cheery news on the Cavs. Nope! Sports Announcer... What do you think the biggest shocker of the year in the NFL has been? To me it has to be the way the Browns performed.....blah blah and BLAH!
Sunday Night:
Cavs win big in Miami so thought I would catch the highlights of their victory. Turn on the boob tube (hmm now that they are changing into flat screens what do we call it?) and nope - nothing about the Cavs. The top of the hour was about the Clowns, no offense to clowns. Announcer.... This has to be the worse team in the NFL.... more blah blahs. The Lions just went 0-16 but the Browns are labeled as the worse team!
I was telling a friend awhile back when they just mentioned that Brady Quinn would start, I said how many times have we seen Cleveland rush a younger player to try and save a season only for them to ruin or shorten that players career? Well you know what happened. 4 days after I said that Brady started and broke his hand. The Browns not wanting to look bad had him start the following game only for him to be yanked as the injury got worse. My crystal ball works again.
With all this fun going on in Cleveland I came up with some more serious humor for you!
The NFL is thinking about going to 17 games. I say to those living in the Cleveland area PLEASE contact everyone in the NFL and say NO!! 16 games of misery is enough for Cleveland.
Did you know that Cleveland has one of the seven wonders? Absolutely. Every Sunday people in Cleveland wonder how could this be a football team.
The problem is the Cleveland Browns has an identity crisis. The teams name is Browns but they wear orange helmets. Maybe they should change to all white and call themselves the Eggs since they always get beaten. Or the Cleveland Anchors, since we are always sinking to the bottom or the Cleveland Candles, since we always get blown out.
Things are so bad with the Browns that they are requesting instead of a by week next year they would like a by year. I suggest - make it two.
Back to the Cavs. Isn't it just like Cleveland that no matter how good something is, we are never alone or some city one ups us. For instance the Cavs are on a phenomenal pace, one destined for the record books if it keeps up. And yet, there is 3 other teams just about as good. Go figure.
Miscellaneous Cleveland Funnies
Vince and three other family members came from Pa. to visit Cleveland the other day. The mayor was very excited. Their visit doubled the amount of tourists from the previous year for Cleveland.
The good and the bad. The good, organized crime is way down in Cleveland. The bad, Cleveland being run by a bunch of bumbling crooked Democrats has made unorganized crime go way up.
Cleveland is trying hard to come up with ways to attract people. One for sure way is for all the inept Democratic leaders to leave.
Cleveland is proud it distanced itself from the days long ago when the river caught fire. The homeless though wish it would again so they could keep warm.
Cleveland has a problem with school funding. My solution is return to the one room school house. Enrollment keeps dropping and no one graduating thinks above a fifth grade level anyways.
Gotta GoGo!!
Carey
Just remember humor can be used many ways, I hope this sheds light on serious issues that not only Cleveland is facing but other cities across the nation as well.
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