Biden's Autopen

 Gee, I forgot to post this when I made it weeks ago.

This That and All Things Biden from the past week

 Carey On Breaking News....

Reporters asked Joe when the decision was made for him to step down.

Joe replied back, well I knew something was up when Jill didn't dress me this morning.

This has been a Carey On Breaking News...

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Just to set the record straight Kama-ha-ha Harris is as much a African American as I am a Scandinavian American.

She ain't black - STOP the madness.

Carey On...

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Could you imagine being at the breakfast table with the Bidens?

Slow Joe - Its not my fault I had to drop out and you aren't the president anymore. Don't blame me and be mad.

Jill - Oh yeah! Well who hired the assassin?

Never thought I would see the day a hired hit was part of a campaign strategy to win the presidency.

Carey On...

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I will surely miss Uncle Groper, Slow Joe.

He is an endless supply of jokes.

Joe and Jill went to Capitol Hill

To fetch a billion dollars

Joe fell down like a drunken clown

And Jill completely unraveled

Carey On...

Bird Flu

 

Who is more undeserving

 Jimmy Haslam owner of the Cleveland Browns is petitioning for a new Stadium.

Today's question is:

Who is more undeserving

Joe Biden in the White House

or the Browns in a new billion dollar stadium?

Carey On...

2024 Mistake of the Union part 1

 OK - because of work, I taped the Mistake of the Union and watched only half of it.

My 90-year-old mother sat with me, and she chuckled and laughed throughout what we watched so far.

I had to tell her at one point shhh, I can't hear.

She was so amused by Biden's shouting, promising to do everything, but what she loved the most was House Speaker Mike Johnson shaking his head and his reactions.  

I myself found so many holes in everything that was yelled.

It's a travesty how these socialists brainwashed so many.

Promising to raise the minimum wage is just one item to pick on. The minimum wage will always be the minimum, even if it is raised to $50 per hour. Raising it makes everything else go sky-high.

If you want to make things affordable again, eliminate or lower the minimum wage and let the market dictate where it goes.

Taxes... sales tax and tariffs only, an income tax is nothing more than an illegal confiscation of one's earnings. I don't care who you are, middle income or billionaire. 

Part 2 tonight, if I can get Mom to not laugh so much, I may have a more in-depth review.

Carey On....

PS: I love MTG! Wish I could meet and campaign for her, she is great.

2024 State of the Union Address

Who is excited for tonight's State of the Union Address?

To make it easier to watch I have a laugh track all synced up n ready to go.

Carey On...

Three Boobs or is it Four?

Carey On News Break

Things are really heating up between the US and Russia
Today Biden had stern words for Putin
Joe said “C’mon man, it’s not You kraine it’s Our krain”!

This has been a Carey On News Break

Dolly Parton is a nominee for the rock hall?

What boob decided this?

Carey On...

TAX AND TAX AND TAX AND TAX

 The full on rush towards communism is here at hyper speed.

Soon no transaction will escape the federal government and every transaction will be taxed and over taxed

I received a notice from Etsy regarding the new tax laws. I will not comply so my Etsy account will be stagnant.

Then I received this a few days ago in case you missed it or didn't receive this notice

"Hi Carey, You're receiving this email because you're offering shipping on listings that you've chosen to list in the miscellaneous category. Due to new tax restrictions, miscellaneous listings will no longer be eligible for shipping after Dec 31, 2021. If you'd like to continue offering shipping for miscellaneous items, update the listing to a specific category by Dec 31, 2021. If you no longer wish to offer shipping on these items, no action is needed and your listing will default to local pickup after Dec 31. Thanks, The Facebook Marketplace Team"

Biden just another useful patsy for the new world order

Carey On…

Goodbye Etsy

 For all you Obama/Biden lovers who thought ONLY the rich would be taxed you are woefully misinformed.

You very breath will soon be taxed.

I sell on Etsy, making a few extra dollars per month on old items that were already taxed multiple times.

This is the notice I received from Etsy:

Your taxpayer information is required

Due to new United States tax regulations, Etsy and similar companies will be required to report your 2022 sales to the IRS in 2023 if you make over $600 in the next year*.

Starting in January 2022, shops that don’t have taxpayer information on file will be suspended as they near this threshold. In order to ensure there are no disruptions to your selling experience and payouts, please add your taxpayer ID and address now.

$600 is the new rich threshold!!!

Banks will report this $600 level also.

When you go Socialism no single dollar is safe

This will crush many people, the elderly who supplement their income, the person trying to make ends meet, the unemployed who use this as a stop gap

Take a bow all of you American's who bought the lie and killed OUR country

Enjoy socialism - armed revolt is now the only way out.

Carey On...

If the Biden presidency were a movie...

 If the Biden presidency were a movie... 

Obama Part 2 - Sure, the man’s name is slow Joe, an old, senile, decrepit white man but is it really him? 

You will be surprised to find out the shocking truth of who is actually behind the mask running and ruining everything; it isn’t Joe! 

Obama Part 2 - Worse than the first, no one and nothing is safe!

Rated R for RUN!

Carey On News Break for July 13th, 2021

 Carey On News Break

Congress is debating whether they should defund the Secret Service protection for Resident Biden

One reason for the protection of a president is the amount of knowledge and information he has in case he is kidnapped

But Slow Joe can't even remember his wife's name so why waste the money, he doesn't know anything.

This has been a Carey On News Break....

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Slow Joe fielded questions today about the Keystone XL pipeline
Listen man, we are not going to abandon the pipeline we are going to repurpose the workers and the pipeline
We can turn on a garden hose on one end and have people slide through it
This would be the world’s largest water slide
Imagine starting out in Canada and ending up in Montana, or Peoria
It’s all about that three letter word jobs
Tourist dollars, we can do this
Imagine a large water slide, maybe we can even send mail through it, we don’t oil, we need this

This has been a Carey On News Break

Inspired by Joe Biden's Car Rallies

I was inspired by Joe Biden's Car Rallies and thought if he did tour the drive in circuit the billboards would read as such:

 Now playing at drive ins across America
Sex crazed and absent minded Joe Biden with Kamala Harris as the transracial senator in

No Malarkey – Build Back Better
A true American story!

Comedy – Drama – Horror - Sex, it has it all

No admission – all welcome

FREE - Ken Itbe Sure it was free but popcorn was triple the price which shows nothing is free not even healthcare

MYSTERY - Ima Confused  Thought it was about a man running for president but Biden kept saying he was running for senate

DRAMA - Nada Forme - Filled with lies besides this script was done before with female Hillary Clinton

HORROR – Mr. Chicken Scary, 200 million dead from a virus, 150 million from guns, is anyone left?

SEX  - Era Osed   Rubbing leg hairs sniffing hair had me excited

Coming November 4^th Double Feature
Trump part 2 – The Return of American Greatness
                              and
                     Biden Takes a Hike

 

Carey On News Break September 21, 2020

 Carey On News Break

Today at a rally attended by 11 Joe Biden quoted Fred Flintstone by saying yabba dabba doo
The only problem is Joe wasn't trying to quote Fred and those in attendance still don't know what he was trying to say.

This has been a Carey On News Break

Carey On News Break -Biden's New Slogan

Carey On News Break 

Presidential candidate Joe Biden has come up with a new campaign slogan 

Gone is the No Malarkey which was nothing but malarkey and sounded more like an Irish pub rather than n a slogan 

Gone also is Build Back Better which was nothing but Ebonics at its worse 

The new slogan is by far the best 

And that is Let's Forget Everything and vote Biden 

When asked about it Joe Biden said I like it however I forgot what I was suppose to forget 

 Let's Forget Everything and Vote Biden!!! 

 This has been a Carey On News Break

A Conversation Between Bernie Sanders and Joe Biden

A conversation between Bernie Sanders and Joe Biden

Hello Joe, this is Bernie.
Bennie?
No Bernie.
You mean like Bennie and the Jets?
NO your political rival Bernie Sanders!
Well hello, why didn’t you say Bernie Sanders.
Listen Joe my old bones are not up to another rally.
You mean dog bones, you want to make dog bones an issue?
NO listen Joe, I am in no mood to host a campaign rally.
I hate camping!
WHATEVER! What do you say we just cancel both of our rallies?
OK that’s fine with me Chuck.

Breaking News
Biden and Sanders cancel their upcoming rallies over fear of spreading the corona-virus

Carey On…

Can you imagine any one of the six Democrats being president?

Well after Wednesday’s Democratic debate can you imagine any one of the six being president and having to meet with Russian President Putin?

Pete: Can I hug you?

Klobuchar: Are you calling me dumb?

Biden: I want to thank President Nikita Khrushchev for inviting to his great country of Poland

Warren – SO…

Sanders: Talk about Russian interference I am the Russian interference, how am I doing President Putin?

Bloomberg: Before we have our meeting I like to play you one of my commercials.

Carey On…

What did I learn from the Democratic debate?

What did I learn from the Democratic debate?
I learned...
Elizabeth I am Indian Hear Me Yelp Warren cannot start a sentence without using the word SO
I didn't see any American flag
Bernie Sandman Sanders waves his right hand not his left when he speaks
They hate Trump
Taxes are just another word for saying I love you we need to spend your money
Even though Sanders and Biden are front runners this isn't the old white-mans party
Yang doesn't like ties
Buttigieg likes guys
Booker is a vegan
Klobuchar has no clue none
Beto is not the same as Betamax but he to will be obsolete soon
Kamala Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma chameleon You come but please go
Castro, isn't that the name of the Cuban dictator?
Tom Steyer is a billionaire but some things money just can't buy like speaking time
Gabbard, how is she a Democrat. she is way to good looking
No one on stage has a chance to get 5% of the vote against President Trump

And that's what I learned watching the Democratic debate

Carey On...

From Carey's archives - Tuesday, October 28, 2008

When I initially wrote Carey's top ten reasons why Obama would make a good president back in 2008 before the election, the GOP Boys in Washington were not to pleased with it being on the Lake GOP site before the McCain rally held in Mentor so they removed it. (I think that was a run on sentence?)
Some were especially unhappy about reason Number 8 The NBA championship series will be declared a holiday. But how far off was I? I don't think to terribly off.

If you are into sports and especially NCAA basketball you know they have asked Obama his choice for the brackets the last two years. Now I don't ever remember any president being asked about choosing the winners for basketball before, is it because he is black? Throwing out the first pitch at a ball game, of course, that's very American and ALL presidents do that. Same with picking the winner of the Super Bowl. Basketball though?

But wait it gets better. I went to the store and what did I see? Well look at the photo I enclosed. I guess in a way I have been vindicated.

OH beyond the basketball look at the list and see how far off or right on I was, remember this was before he got elected.

Anybody care to borrow my crystal ball?
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Tuesday, October 28, 2008

When I write I like to use many different ways to make a point, sometimes I am ultra serious, other times just very silly and humorous. So you need to look beyond my humor in this top ten list to reveal the sad truths and shortcomings of Senator Barack Obama and Senator Joe Biden. What's more amazing is I didn't have to dig to deep to come up with this list, I listened very closely and used their own rhetoric and their own gaffs.


Carey's top ten reasons why Obama would make a good president



10. He is gifted at community service

9. He is pro-choice which means fewer Democrats in the future

8. The NBA championship series will be declared a holiday

7. We will be healthier from riding our bikes as Obama won't drill for oil

6. All of us will feel more patriotic when we have to pay more in taxes

5. He will add 7 more states to make his statement of being in 57 states true

4. Obama will make more people want to cling to guns and religion

3. We will have daily gaffs from Vice President Biden to laugh at and make us forget how miserable we are

2. Lazy people won't have to work as Obama will spread the wealth.

And the number one reason why Obama would make a good president is....

He will hand out tire gauges to make sure our tires are properly inflated!
Carey Masci

The lull in oil prices

With only hours till the election I am hoping to reach anyone who may still be on the fence on how they want to vote. With gas prices falling people my be lulled into a false sense of security. Some think this helps McCain's chances, I see it differently as I feel it helps Obama. How? The Republicans mantra has been drill baby drill, with lower oil prices this has diffused the need somewhat. But again, don't be fooled by this lull, OPEC has already said they will cut production sometime this November by about a million barrels a day.
Over the past 6 months I saved newspaper articles that point to the failures of the Democratic party that are a big part of the problem of why the high price of oil. I try to read as much as possible from as many different sources to get the full picture. The first two articles I want to paraphrase from were sent to me from a friend in Kentucky. They are written by Congressman Geoff Davis of Kentucky.
The truth about oil shale.
The US possesses abundant domestic energy resources that hold potential to increase our energy supply and possibly generate a third industrial revolution. Unfortunately the Democratic majority continues to avoid creating a comprehensive energy strategy that will increase our energy supply and reduce our dependence on foreign oil. The Interior Dept. estimates that there are 112 billion barrels of oil beneath US lands and costal waters. Plus America is home to the largest oil shale deposits, more than the amount of crude oil in Saudi Arabia. Enough oil to meet current oil demand for more than 250 YEARS. In 2005 Republican led Congress directed the Secretary of Interior to develop a program, however in 2007 the Democratic Majority suspended funding for the project.
This article is titled The truth about nuclear energy
Industrializing countries like China are consuming more fuel. As a result the demand has skyrocketed causing the price we pay for energy to soar. Nearly 70% of all electricity in the US is generated by fossil fuel. Nuclear power could provide safe, clean and reliable electricity. In the US nuclear reactors produce about 20% of America's electricity. In Europe and Asia they are embracing it. France and Lithuania generate more than 70% with nuclear. Unfortunately in the US due to litigation and government regulations, no new nuclear plants have been built since the 1970's.
This next article that I paraphrase from was written by Sen. George Voinovich titled Climate plan too costly.
Ohioans could see the loss of thousands of good paying jobs, shocking increases in gas, electricity, and gasoline prices and pocket-numbing decreases in household incomes. This storm comes in the form of current legislative efforts in Washington to mandate massive reductions in emissions of carbon dioxide and other greenhouse gases. The decisions made could result in the most massive bureaucratic intrusion into the lives of Americans. States like Ohio who depend on coal could suffer a 53% increase in electricity bills. China puts two new coal-fired power plants in service every week. India is building the largest coal mine in the world. America could shut down all its emissions producing activities and wouldn't even make a dent in global CO2 emissions.
Lastly, way back in January I attended the Cleveland Auto Show. Displayed was a nifty little Ford truck/van called the Transit. I asked the salesman is this available now? He replied, this vehicle is not new, its been sold in Europe for years but can't be released here until they clean up the exhaust because it makes to much black smoke. That kind of thinking and bureaucracy makes me crazy! Does Europe and the rest of the world live in a different planet or have different air than in America? Our socialist liberal politicians always makes the US the bad guy. The Democrats won't let us drill for oil, are afraid of nuclear power, and make it tough to use our coal! Vote for someone like Obama who feeds into this theory and the globalist restrictions and regulations placed on America to make us the scape goat will break the back of this nation, not possibly but will.

CKM