Wednesday, March 11, 2020

A Conversation Between Bernie Sanders and Joe Biden

A conversation between Bernie Sanders and Joe Biden

Hello Joe, this is Bernie.
Bennie?
No Bernie.
You mean like Bennie and the Jets?
NO your political rival Bernie Sanders!
Well hello, why didn’t you say Bernie Sanders.
Listen Joe my old bones are not up to another rally.
You mean dog bones, you want to make dog bones an issue?
NO listen Joe, I am in no mood to host a campaign rally.
I hate camping!
WHATEVER! What do you say we just cancel both of our rallies?
OK that’s fine with me Chuck.

Breaking News
Biden and Sanders cancel their upcoming rallies over fear of spreading the corona-virus

Carey On…

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