Friday, April 09, 2021

Carey On News Break

Carey On News Break

Slow Joe fielded questions today about the Keystone XL pipeline
Listen man, we are not going to abandon the pipeline we are going to repurpose the workers and the pipeline
We can turn on a garden hose on one end and have people slide through it
This would be the world’s largest water slide
Imagine starting out in Canada and ending up in Montana, or Peoria
It’s all about that three letter word jobs
Tourist dollars, we can do this
Imagine a large water slide, maybe we can even send mail through it, we don’t oil, we need this

This has been a Carey On News Break