Monday, September 21, 2020

Carey On News Break September 21, 2020

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Today at a rally attended by 11 Joe Biden quoted Fred Flintstone by saying yabba dabba doo
The only problem is Joe wasn't trying to quote Fred and those in attendance still don't know what he was trying to say.

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Playboy has announced it will print a magazine in time for this upcoming holiday season
The special edition will have nothing but women with their masks off
Shocking to say the least


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Tuesday, September 08, 2020

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A reporter asked Joe Biden what would be the first thing he would do upon entering the White House.
Joe Biden barked
"Come on man, its like me asking you when you got home you fat body dog face pony soldier where would you go, you would go to the fridge, come on man, you know I would go to the basement and let me tell you I know basements... Come on man"!

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Saturday, September 05, 2020

Carey On News Break -Biden's New Slogan

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Presidential candidate Joe Biden has come up with a new campaign slogan 
Gone is the No Malarkey which was nothing but malarkey and sounded more like an Irish pub rather than n a slogan 
Gone also is Build Back Better which was nothing but Ebonics at its worse 
The new slogan is by far the best 
And that is Let's Forget Everything and vote Biden 
When asked about it Joe Biden said I like it however I forgot what I was suppose to forget 

 Let's Forget Everything and Vote Biden!!! 

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