A Conversation Between Bernie Sanders and Joe Biden

A conversation between Bernie Sanders and Joe Biden

Hello Joe, this is Bernie.
Bennie?
No Bernie.
You mean like Bennie and the Jets?
NO your political rival Bernie Sanders!
Well hello, why didn’t you say Bernie Sanders.
Listen Joe my old bones are not up to another rally.
You mean dog bones, you want to make dog bones an issue?
NO listen Joe, I am in no mood to host a campaign rally.
I hate camping!
WHATEVER! What do you say we just cancel both of our rallies?
OK that’s fine with me Chuck.

Breaking News
Biden and Sanders cancel their upcoming rallies over fear of spreading the corona-virus

Carey On…

Can you imagine any one of the six Democrats being president?

Well after Wednesday’s Democratic debate can you imagine any one of the six being president and having to meet with Russian President Putin?

Pete: Can I hug you?

Klobuchar: Are you calling me dumb?

Biden: I want to thank President Nikita Khrushchev for inviting to his great country of Poland

Warren – SO…

Sanders: Talk about Russian interference I am the Russian interference, how am I doing President Putin?

Bloomberg: Before we have our meeting I like to play you one of my commercials.

Carey On…

What did I learn from the Democratic debate?

What did I learn from the Democratic debate?
I learned...
Elizabeth I am Indian Hear Me Yelp Warren cannot start a sentence without using the word SO
I didn't see any American flag
Bernie Sandman Sanders waves his right hand not his left when he speaks
They hate Trump
Taxes are just another word for saying I love you we need to spend your money
Even though Sanders and Biden are front runners this isn't the old white-mans party
Yang doesn't like ties
Buttigieg likes guys
Booker is a vegan
Klobuchar has no clue none
Beto is not the same as Betamax but he to will be obsolete soon
Kamala Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma chameleon You come but please go
Castro, isn't that the name of the Cuban dictator?
Tom Steyer is a billionaire but some things money just can't buy like speaking time
Gabbard, how is she a Democrat. she is way to good looking
No one on stage has a chance to get 5% of the vote against President Trump

And that's what I learned watching the Democratic debate

Carey On...

A Look at the Democratic Candidates

CNN is gearing up for Tuesdays Democratic debate starring Hillary debating herself and Bernie Sanders.
Keeping pace Fox will be airing Sybil while CNBC not to be outdone will be playing The 3 Faces of Eve.

What to listen for in the debate. Keep an ear open for the first candidate that promises to give the shirt off your back to someone else.

Voters have wondered why there are so few Democratic candidates The reason is because they are either busy spending your money or standing in welfare lines.

Hillary and Bernie were in a heated exchange over spending. Bernie won by vowing to spend your great great great great great grandchildren's money.

Three other faceless candidates on the Democratic side are upset that Bernie and Hillary are getting all the attention. Collectively they wanted it known that they're just as equally qualified to be the democratic nominee. We can spend your money just as easily as the other two.

Colonel Sanders once said a chicken in every dish.
Bernie Sanders said you get one chicken, one dish and you share.

Bill Clinton said he really loves socialism. Its great to share... I been sharing my wife with other women for years.

Obama ran on the platform of change. Hillary has followed in Obama's footsteps but added a little something to it. She is running on the platform of sex change.

Speaking of sex change, Bruce Jenner is now contemplating becoming a man again. Bruce said I never realized how long the lines for the women's room are.

And there you have it.
Carey Masci