Showing posts with label sports humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sports humor. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 27, 2024

Who is more undeserving

 Jimmy Haslam owner of the Cleveland Browns is petitioning for a new Stadium.

Today's question is:
Who is more undeserving
Joe Biden in the White House
or the Browns in a new billion dollar stadium?

Carey On...

Monday, March 28, 2022

Bass Drum is OUT!

 Carey On Sports News Break....

Cleveland, Ohio.
John Adams, a dedicated fan of the Cleveland Indians has played his bass drum in the bleachers nearly every home game since 1973 to cheer on his beloved Tribe.
Since Cleveland has dropped the Indians' name in favor of the Guardians, John says he will still be in the stands but leaving the bass drum behind. So instead, he will plucking a juju harp in the bleachers to energize the team and fans.
This has been a Carey On Sports News Break...

Friday, March 25, 2022

Cleveland Baseball Name Change

 Carey On… OUTlandish humor…

Everyone is still complaining about the Cleveland Indians name change to the Guardians.
If they had to change it why not create a name, something different, think way OUTside the norm.
Since the dians part of Indians was kept why not call them the OUTdians instead of the INdians
I am serious.
People like to go OUT to see a game, we have an OUTside stadium, we have an OUTfield and we could change the name of the stadium to the OUThouse.
Carey Out....

Thursday, November 04, 2021

OB Cannot Be

I knew it was getting serious with the Browns and OBJ when I found this ad on Craigslist in the barter section:
28 year old wide receiver - Height: 5′ 11″ Weight: 198 lbs 
All Reasonable Offers/Trades Accepted... 
NO LOWBALL OFFERS PLEASE!!!!! 
Let me know what you have and we can make a deal... 
Thank you. Jimmy Haslam
Carey On...

Monday, July 26, 2021

Name Game

 Maybe the Indians should name the team after one of their greats, pitcher Gaylord Perry and his spitter

And then call the team the Cleveland Cuspidors
This way it would be a spitting image of the old team.
Carey On...

Friday, January 11, 2013

some sports humor for you

Not many heard about this but NY City had trouble with the ball drop so the Times Square Committee next year will hire the Cleveland Browns who've never had problems dropping the ball.


Browns fans should be a little worried about their new coach Chudzinski. Immediately after signing Chudzinski said he felt his days with Cleveland were numbered so he will accept early retirement.

They asked Chudzinski what position will he fill first? He replied a good shrink.

I did find one statistic the Browns led in. The Browns actually had a higher winning percentage then Congresses approval rating.

Many Clevelander's are joining a class action law suit against the NFL for wanting to go to an 18 game season. The reason sited is cruel and unusual punishment, 16 games is bad enough.

Here's a tough question for you. What's shorter a Browns win streak or Hillary's memory?

RG3 was struck with bad luck and was heard crying after his injury, this can't be, I play for the Redskins not the Browns.

Biden is very serious about gun control. He said he will go after anyone who uses a firearm even the 33 teams in the NFL who use the shotgun.

Carey Masci