Bass Drum is OUT!

 Carey On Sports News Break....

Cleveland, Ohio.

John Adams, a dedicated fan of the Cleveland Indians has played his bass drum in the bleachers nearly every home game since 1973 to cheer on his beloved Tribe.

Since Cleveland has dropped the Indians' name in favor of the Guardians, John says he will still be in the stands but leaving the bass drum behind. So instead, he will plucking a juju harp in the bleachers to energize the team and fans.

This has been a Carey On Sports News Break...

Cleveland Baseball Name Change

 Carey On… OUTlandish humor…

Everyone is still complaining about the Cleveland Indians name change to the Guardians.

If they had to change it why not create a name, something different, think way OUTside the norm.

Since the dians part of Indians was kept why not call them the OUTdians instead of the INdians

I am serious.

People like to go OUT to see a game, we have an OUTside stadium, we have an OUTfield and we could change the name of the stadium to the OUThouse.

Carey Out....

Name Game

 Maybe the Indians should name the team after one of their greats, pitcher Gaylord Perry and his spitter

And then call the team the Cleveland Cuspidors

This way it would be a spitting image of the old team.

Carey On...

Name game

 Name game

What will be the new name for the Indians, one of the great marketing names of all times and very much loved by all except by liberals and people who lost the war

It seems today everything is offensive, even colors so we have to be careful

I was thinking of the Cleveland Whitecaps referring to the white caps off Lake Erie and the team would wear white hats, why not Chicago has White Sox

But this is today and people of color may be upset with white

Then how about the Black Tops and wear black jerseys but that sounds to much like asphalt

So what about a color in the middle, a bland color like gray

The Cleveland Grays or would the sissies of America cry that is named after a militia and that's evil

OR then again maybe we should just use Cleveland as a name, play with a wiffle ball, don't keep score and have women as umps so we don't offend anyone except of course Americans who believe in America but we don't matter any more

Carey On...

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More Carey Humor

One good thing about this drought we've been in. I saved a lot of money on gas not needing my lawn mower all summer.


What does the weather and the Cleveland Indians have in common? They are both in a drought.

Did you hear that the Olympic committee awarded the Cleveland Indians a honorary gold medal? Yep - for taking the best dive.

What is the main difference between the Cleveland Browns and the Indians? The Browns rebuild at the end of each season and the Indians rebuild every two months during the season.

Last years starting quarterback Colt McCoy of the Browns is now second string. When asked if he was disappointed Colt said Heck no, the Browns just added 20 years to my life.
One more on the Olympics. Brazil should come up with a new abbreviation for their country. Seeing the Brazilian male athlete with BRA on their uniforms is not to manly.

I am not sure whats worse Mitt Romney's commercials complaining how many people are on welfare while Obama's been in office or Obama's commercials talking about how many factories were shut down that put people on welfare while Mitt was with Bain.

I think we should start a huge petition drive and demand from both Obama and Mitt that they get rid of the mud slugging and instead have a mud wrestling match
David Copperfield no longer has the title of best magician. That honor now goes to Obama. I agree, anyone who can make 14 trillion dollars disappear has my vote.

I feel as if I should be dressing up now when I go eat fast food. With the way inflation is it seems that I am eating at an expensive restaurant.

That's it for this round, going to watch the women's volley ball. The Italian women are playing, I am anxious to see if they shaved their legs.

Carey Masci

Recent News & Sports, Dimora - olympics and more

Recent News
Over 6 billion, yes 6 billion dollars will be spent on political ads this year. And yet it still won't be enough to convince voters Obama is an American and Mitt Romney is a Republican.

The same scenario keeps playing out. Oil prices go up, stocks come tumbling down. Oil prices fall, stocks shoot up. Its kind of like with Obama. Obama plays golf, the economy improves. Obama goes back to work, the economy slows down.

Wow was I saddened by the Cuyahoga County appraisal of my house in Euclid. It plummeted from last year losing half its value. Property taxes though are expected to go up again. If this keep up my taxes will be more than what my house is worth.
Cuyahoga County commissioner Jimmy Dimora is asking friends to donate to a defense fund so that he can appeal the charges. I bet you Dimora wished he would have saved some of that kickback money he spent on prostitutes.

Cuyahoga County commissioner Jimmy Dimora is asking friends to donate to his defense fund. No big news here, aren't all Domcratic fund raising events for some sort of criminal defense?

Charlie Brown and Linus thought they spotted the Great Pumpkin but it was only Dimora in his orange prison jumpsuit.

Cuyahoga County commissioner Jimmy Dimora's guilty conscience is finally starting to get to him. Dimora started yelling in court I HAD NOTHING TO WITH THE OLYMPIC BADMITON PLAYERS THROWING GAMES – I'M INNOCENT, HEAR ME INNOCENT!

Sports talk
I have been watching the Olympics this year more so than in the past. I got interested in women's volley ball. They were giving the statistics for kills and digs. OK I know what a kill is but what is a dig? Is that how many times they have to dig their skimpy bottoms out?

Immediately after the closing ceremony the Chinese players will take express jets back to China. Walmart needs them back at the sweat shops making goods for their store.

Even though times are bad in America it feels so good to see the US athlete compete in the Olympics and just about lead in the record count against China with a population three or 4 times that of the US. Yes it made me feel proud to see the American athlete in all their glory receiving medal after medal in their Chinese made jerseys, sporting made in Japan sunglasses, using equipment made in Mexico. Yes I am proud to be an American.

I was excited to hear the Cleveland Browns were sold. I was depressed when I heard they won't be leaving Cleveland.

The Cleveland Indians were so ecstatic that they celebrated beating the Detroit Tigers and winning the Justin Verlander World Series in July and forgot the season still has over 2 months to go. The Cleveland manager said Hey we beat Verlander, what more do you want, more wins?

                       If my humor is too dry for you, just blame it on the drought.
                                                Carey Masci

just when you thought cleveland can't get any goofier

Hey Gang,

Ya just got to love living in the Cleveland area. Every time you think its can't get much worse or sillier Cleveland one ups herself.

Corruption, a city run by Dems, trash cans with microchips, house inspections, corruption, sports curses, corruption, a city run by Dems, and now a Bring your dog to a ballgame promotion? This town really has gone to the dogs.

On August 26Th at Progressive Stadium you can bring your pooch to an Indians game! That's rights for only $30 you can buy a Dog Package (1 person & 1 dog), additional humans only $15.00.

Can you imagine being an Indians player showing up every home game to a mostly empty stadium and then one day its filled with dogs? It has to do something to your self esteem.


So I bring to you.... The Top Ten Things that will be said during this dog gone game.

Number 10: You know I had a choice to bring my wife or my dog to this game....

Number 9. Who is going to throw out the first biscuit.

Number 8. And now to sing our National Anthem 3 Dog Night

Number 7. I thought only the Cleveland Browns had a dog pound.

Number 6. clean up in section A, clean up in the upper deck, clean up in the bleachers, clean up.....

Number 5. Bring in the south paw.

Number 4. This is an excellent promotion since the Indians are always under dogs.

Number 3. Dog out on the field.

Number 2. Drop the ball now!

And Theee Number 1 thing that will be said at the Doggie promotion is...

I bet Cleveland's Hispanic players will run when they see the Border Collies.


Gotta GoGo!!
Carey Masci