Showing posts with label Rep. Weiner. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rep. Weiner. Show all posts

Friday, June 03, 2011

Top Ten Excuses from NY Rep. Weiner about the Underwear Tweet

Top Ten Excuses from NY Rep. Weiner about the Underwear Tweet.

10. Whoops I thought that was my swim trunks.

9. I had to sell my clothes to buy gas to get to work.

8. Michael Jordan is out and I am in as the new spokesman for Hanes.

7. I just wanted to prove I look better than Arnold Schwarzenegger in underwear.

6. I was trying to raise awareness of the plight of the clothes-less situation in America

5. Someone snapped that photo while TSA stripped searched me before I boarded a plane

4. Global warming finally got to me.

3. I had a meeting with Blago and he wanted to make sure I wasn't wired.

2. That's not me, that's an Oscar Mayer Weiner

And the Number One Excuse from Rep. Weiner about the underwear Tweet is:

Republican budget cuts have cost me my clothes.


Carey Masci