Tuesday, July 23, 2024

This That and All Things Biden from the past week

 Carey On Breaking News....

Reporters asked Joe when the decision was made for him to step down.
Joe replied back, well I knew something was up when Jill didn't dress me this morning.
This has been a Carey On Breaking News...
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Just to set the record straight Kama-ha-ha Harris is as much a African American as I am a Scandinavian American.
She ain't black - STOP the madness.
Carey On...

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Could you imagine being at the breakfast table with the Bidens?
Slow Joe - Its not my fault I had to drop out and you aren't the president anymore. Don't blame me and be mad.
Jill - Oh yeah! Well who hired the assassin?
Never thought I would see the day a hired hit was part of a campaign strategy to win the presidency.
Carey On...

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I will surely miss Uncle Groper, Slow Joe.
He is an endless supply of jokes.
Joe and Jill went to Capitol Hill
To fetch a billion dollars
Joe fell down like a drunken clown
And Jill completely unraveled
Carey On...

Friday, July 05, 2024

Do you really think you're free?

 So you just celebrated Independence Day.

Why? Do you really think you're free?

Income tax

Payroll tax

Property tax

Consumption tax

Hotel occupancy tax

Drink tax

Estate tax

Vehicle's registration renewal fee

Park entrance fees

Then there are the licenses needed for everything, including pet licenses.

Let's not forget permits are required for everything: Gutter downspout, Rain barrel, Signs, Fences, Sheds, Dumpster or temporary storage, Hot water tank, Remodels, Waterproofing, Deck, Roofing, Steps, Pools, Demo (of garage or dwelling), Concrete/Asphalt, Storm or Sewer Drain Repair, Windows or Siding.

It would take hours to research all the taxes and permits needed to live 100% legally within our communist government.

So, do you really think you're free? We like to think so on the 4th, but until we stand up to local city halls and say we declare our independence, to me, it's another day.

Carey On...