Hey Gang,
I have been juggling back and forth between the research of the socialist lead law and the oil spill. But right now I need to write about the latest taxes being proposed by the Democrats. One increase is for .18 cents, the other is .42 cents. Both are for gasoline. I don't even remember their names who spoke this nonsense, I was so upset when I heard it I almost threw my toaster at the TV.
The .18 cent hike would be for road improvements as people are driving less because of the recession and the high price of gas. The result of less driving is less tax revenue being generated for road maintenance. This lady said .18 cents is not that much less than a penny per mile since new cars average about 25 mpg.
OK think of how goofy these people are. There is less people driving because of high prices and as a result less tax revenue being generated for road repairs. The solution? Raise gas tax which raises gas prices which means people will drive even less and even less tax will be generated for road repair so you will need to raise gas tax again and..... Are you following this pattern?
The other tax hike of .42 cents would be for environmental clean up in cases of oil spills. It didn't take long for the tax-oholics to spot this opportunity.
So lets add this up. Currently in Ohio the gas tax is about .47 cents per gallon of gas, add .18 for road repair, .42 for clean up and you have a nice little figure of only $1.07 per gallon.
But remember the average new car gets 25 mpg. So lets figure you drive annually about 12,000 miles. 12,000 divided by 25, the mpg of the average new car, and you get 480 gallons of gas, times that by $1.07 and that equals out to only $513.60 annually just for your gas tax bill for your car.
C'mon thats nothing. VP Biden said its patriotic to pay your taxes. So think of it every time you fill up as your patriotic duty.
And our friend EGore, he must be loving this. If you remember he declared war on the internal combustion engine. Furthermore why should he care. He doesn't need to drive anywhere. Al's going to be nice and cozy staying home in the sprawling estate he bought on the west coast.
Carey Masci
Did they ever think of suspending the hideous and dangerous walls they are putting up along side the freeway at 1.8 million dollars per mile to cut the road repair shortfall?
Showing posts with label Al Gore. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Al Gore. Show all posts
Friday, June 25, 2010
Friday, June 04, 2010
Carey's humorous look at un-humorous events
Hey Gang,
The recent floods in Tennessee did a lot of damage. The only bright spot was that they happened in Nashville, the Capital of Country Music. So I am sure you can expect a flood, I mean a slew of new songs being released because of it.
Songs like "I was trolling for my Ford but snagged your John Deere" - "My dog was swept away but the cat fishing's been great" - "You left me high and dry just when the flood left me low and wet" - "I told you not to leave the bass boat was needed".
I think we are expecting to much from Obama concerning the oil in the gulf. I mean he can't even stop the flow of illegal aliens and now we expect him to stop the flow of oil.
What does BP stand for? BIG PROBLEMS!
Representative Kucinich has vowed his soul to Obama in exchange for another 550 million in bailout funds for Cleveland. Dennis wants to use the money to keep LeBron James in Cleveland.
People are still blaming Bush for everything. The other day I over heard someone say its Bush's fault the Cavs lost to the Celtics.
Al and Tipper Gore are getting a divorce. Tipper said Al was so concerned their steamy love making was contributing to global warming that he became very frigid.
Citibank has supposedly fired a female worker because her beauty was distracting. Maybe they were just jealous because her figure was a lot better than the figures of Citibank.
And that gets you updated.
Carey Masci
The recent floods in Tennessee did a lot of damage. The only bright spot was that they happened in Nashville, the Capital of Country Music. So I am sure you can expect a flood, I mean a slew of new songs being released because of it.
Songs like "I was trolling for my Ford but snagged your John Deere" - "My dog was swept away but the cat fishing's been great" - "You left me high and dry just when the flood left me low and wet" - "I told you not to leave the bass boat was needed".
I think we are expecting to much from Obama concerning the oil in the gulf. I mean he can't even stop the flow of illegal aliens and now we expect him to stop the flow of oil.
What does BP stand for? BIG PROBLEMS!
Representative Kucinich has vowed his soul to Obama in exchange for another 550 million in bailout funds for Cleveland. Dennis wants to use the money to keep LeBron James in Cleveland.
People are still blaming Bush for everything. The other day I over heard someone say its Bush's fault the Cavs lost to the Celtics.
Al and Tipper Gore are getting a divorce. Tipper said Al was so concerned their steamy love making was contributing to global warming that he became very frigid.
Citibank has supposedly fired a female worker because her beauty was distracting. Maybe they were just jealous because her figure was a lot better than the figures of Citibank.
And that gets you updated.
Carey Masci
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Carey's political humor for February 2010
What does Toyota and Obama have in common?
There's no stopping a Toyota and theres no stopping Obama from spending.
Due to extreme cold and snow, EGore announced his calculations were off.
Global warming doesn't start until next year.
Washington DC has received so much snow that the government shutdown.
Finally Congress can experience what they have given us for years... a snow job.
Sarah Palin got caught with a cheat sheet written on her hand.
But nobody bothered to check Senator John Edward's hand for girls phone numbers.
Really though whats the big deal? Sarah had a few words scribbled on her hand and Obama
uses a TelePrompTer. Tell me whats the difference?
The city of Euclid announced it will charge residents a street light fee. I say shut them off.
Lets light candles and hold a vigil.
Euclid also wants to charge residents a trash fee. I am against that also.
We need the trash to burn for heat since we can't afford utilities because of taxes and fees.
Euclid could become known as the city of drive-bys. They want to instal traffic cameras
to raise revenue. If they do instead of driving through Euclid people will just... drive by.
Carey K. Masci
There's no stopping a Toyota and theres no stopping Obama from spending.
Due to extreme cold and snow, EGore announced his calculations were off.
Global warming doesn't start until next year.
Washington DC has received so much snow that the government shutdown.
Finally Congress can experience what they have given us for years... a snow job.
Sarah Palin got caught with a cheat sheet written on her hand.
But nobody bothered to check Senator John Edward's hand for girls phone numbers.
Really though whats the big deal? Sarah had a few words scribbled on her hand and Obama
uses a TelePrompTer. Tell me whats the difference?
The city of Euclid announced it will charge residents a street light fee. I say shut them off.
Lets light candles and hold a vigil.
Euclid also wants to charge residents a trash fee. I am against that also.
We need the trash to burn for heat since we can't afford utilities because of taxes and fees.
Euclid could become known as the city of drive-bys. They want to instal traffic cameras
to raise revenue. If they do instead of driving through Euclid people will just... drive by.
Carey K. Masci
Thursday, August 28, 2008
"Carey's Top 10 Ways to Make the Democratic Convention More Exciting"
ON THE LIGHTER SIDE
"Try to squeeze Al Gore into the same suit he wore at the 2000 convention." -- One of David Letterman's "Top 10 Ways to Make the Democratic Convention More Fun."
Lisa from Erie sent that to me and immediately I got inspired. Never hearing or reading David Lettermans Top 10 about the Democratic Convention I thought I would write my own list.
So here is "Carey's Top 10 Ways to Make the Democratic Convention More Exciting"
10.Have Obama's Mother on stage to show the world he's part white
9. Let Queer Nation show up to face paint and shave chest hair.
8. Take up a collection to save cows
7. Have everyone address Obama as Hussein
6. Have EGore announce due to global warming we will now cut off the air conditioning
5. Serve nothing but vegetables and beans to show support for animal rights and then put out of order on all bath room doors.
4. Have Ruddy Giuliani show up dressed as a woman
3. Let Dennis Kucinich talk about passing a bill making it mandatory to love your neighbor
2. Revive Jerry Garcia and Timothy Leary and pass out drugs.
AND THEE NUMBER ONE WAY TO MAKE THE DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION MORE FUN IS.....
HAVE TEDDY KENNEDY BE THE VALET AND PARK CARS!!
CKM
"Try to squeeze Al Gore into the same suit he wore at the 2000 convention." -- One of David Letterman's "Top 10 Ways to Make the Democratic Convention More Fun."
Lisa from Erie sent that to me and immediately I got inspired. Never hearing or reading David Lettermans Top 10 about the Democratic Convention I thought I would write my own list.
So here is "Carey's Top 10 Ways to Make the Democratic Convention More Exciting"
10.Have Obama's Mother on stage to show the world he's part white
9. Let Queer Nation show up to face paint and shave chest hair.
8. Take up a collection to save cows
7. Have everyone address Obama as Hussein
6. Have EGore announce due to global warming we will now cut off the air conditioning
5. Serve nothing but vegetables and beans to show support for animal rights and then put out of order on all bath room doors.
4. Have Ruddy Giuliani show up dressed as a woman
3. Let Dennis Kucinich talk about passing a bill making it mandatory to love your neighbor
2. Revive Jerry Garcia and Timothy Leary and pass out drugs.
AND THEE NUMBER ONE WAY TO MAKE THE DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION MORE FUN IS.....
HAVE TEDDY KENNEDY BE THE VALET AND PARK CARS!!
CKM
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
This is a response I received from my article titled "The Death of the GOP".
Fear not Carey. The Republican Party is just one segment of the main word…..Conservatism. The majority of our country 51% to 49% identify themselves as conservatives.
BUT if you read what I wrote in my article, "The Death of the GOP", the Republican Party has been infiltrated by Neoconservatives. I don't trust those numbers or percentages that indicate people or our elected officials as Conservatives. Would you call McCain a Conservative? Mitt Romney? They call themselves Conservatives, I wouldn't it. We have been fooled. As long as a candidate called themselves a Republican/Conservative we foolishly voted for him or her without checking into their record. I would much rather be a small party with solid principles than a large party that has lost its vision. Face it friends we have been duped. I can't say it enough, we have been duped.
Furthermore, not only am I disillusioned with our politicians but so many other things have me concerned. Our country is in perilous times that can doom this nation if we don't change course NOW!
I want you to think on a couple of things and please correct me if I am wrong. Lets consider the Patriot Act and some of the regulations and or laws closely related to it. IF terrorist threats were so great and IF another attack was imminent why didn't we secure our boarders, implement the national ID card and make passports mandatory to enter Canada and Mexico immediately? Why are they slowly being put into play and why isn't our boarders secure yet? Again I need to stress IF this terrorist threat is so great you don't wait to pass those measures you do it immediately. Then when the terrorist threat is diffused and things are safe again you can slowly rescind some of those restrictive laws placed on us. Follow what I am saying? Its important you understand this because this same kind of skulduggery is evident in this man made fuel crisis we are facing. There is no crisis, our policy's have made this mess. Understand?
The shortest estimate I have heard time wise for oil to run out is in forty years. Even if this is true, which it isn't, that is still a relatively long time to be creating this kind of price increase.
They like to tell you world demand is up. OK maybe it is. But is world demand growing at such a fast rate each day that it can increase the price of oil daily? I don't think so. This plan has been put into play years ago.
We kept hearing about the price of gas would be $4 per gallon for years now. If there was a shortage the price would of steadily or instantly went up. They wouldn't of played this up and down game to condition us where the price went up to $1.50 then slid back down to $1.25 and then back up to $1.80 and back down to $1.50. This game has been played all the way up to our current price of $3.55 per gallon.
Most of this mess is our own fault. We have stopped exploration for new oil, haven't built new refineries in years and applauded people like Al Gore who declared war on the internal combustion engine without first finding a replacement. The dollar is crashing. Right now it takes 1.7 cents to make a penny and close to 10 cents to make a nickle. We have exported jobs at a furious pace. We have allowed untold millions in this county illegally. We have replaced hard work and rewarded people with welfare.
Both parties are to blame.
During the recent primary there was quite a few decent men running on the Republican side. Two made quit a stir. Ron Paul and Mike Huckabee. And yet what did the media do? Labeled one as a kook because he believed in the Constitution and the other a religious fanatic for his morals. Now look what this great nation has left to choose from for it's future leader, two morally bankrupt socialists and the other a moderate at best.
Right now I am not sure what the answer is. Recession is eminent and we will be lucky to escape only with a recession. I fear its going to be much worse. In a normal recession you ride out the storm and its the best time to invest. You can also spend yourselves out of recession by encouraging people to go buy that product they have been putting off. But this is different. Inflation and fuel is rising daily. People have had no time to adjust. There is only so much disposable income people have. If our extra money in going for fuel where will the funds come from for other purchases that help to either stabilize job lose or for the job market to grow? People will soon be buying just the essentials.
This fuel pinch is affecting everyone and everything and in area's you may never thought of. Our local governments are going to find it hard to keep within their budget. All the police cars and city vehicles need fuel. As for businesses, they can't keep raising prices that will only lower the value of the dollar further and our incomes aren't climbing as fast. This is very serious. Now the latest talk is oil at $200.00 per barrel that will make people wish for $4.00 per gallon gas.
As all this is going on we continue to wall up our freeways at 1.8 million dollars a mile. One more time, 1.8 million dollars per mile. Sound barriers? It reminds me of when Hitler started walling up the ghetto. Are they trying to contain neighborhoods or do they have other plans in the works they don't want the residents to see? You may think I have lost it but the more I read and see things happen I am not the only one with this cynical thought.
I know this email may seem some what disjointed but these are my concerns and what I see happening. That's what you need to focus on, the content not the structure of the article.
May God help us.
CKM
Fear not Carey. The Republican Party is just one segment of the main word…..Conservatism. The majority of our country 51% to 49% identify themselves as conservatives.
BUT if you read what I wrote in my article, "The Death of the GOP", the Republican Party has been infiltrated by Neoconservatives. I don't trust those numbers or percentages that indicate people or our elected officials as Conservatives. Would you call McCain a Conservative? Mitt Romney? They call themselves Conservatives, I wouldn't it. We have been fooled. As long as a candidate called themselves a Republican/Conservative we foolishly voted for him or her without checking into their record. I would much rather be a small party with solid principles than a large party that has lost its vision. Face it friends we have been duped. I can't say it enough, we have been duped.
Furthermore, not only am I disillusioned with our politicians but so many other things have me concerned. Our country is in perilous times that can doom this nation if we don't change course NOW!
I want you to think on a couple of things and please correct me if I am wrong. Lets consider the Patriot Act and some of the regulations and or laws closely related to it. IF terrorist threats were so great and IF another attack was imminent why didn't we secure our boarders, implement the national ID card and make passports mandatory to enter Canada and Mexico immediately? Why are they slowly being put into play and why isn't our boarders secure yet? Again I need to stress IF this terrorist threat is so great you don't wait to pass those measures you do it immediately. Then when the terrorist threat is diffused and things are safe again you can slowly rescind some of those restrictive laws placed on us. Follow what I am saying? Its important you understand this because this same kind of skulduggery is evident in this man made fuel crisis we are facing. There is no crisis, our policy's have made this mess. Understand?
The shortest estimate I have heard time wise for oil to run out is in forty years. Even if this is true, which it isn't, that is still a relatively long time to be creating this kind of price increase.
They like to tell you world demand is up. OK maybe it is. But is world demand growing at such a fast rate each day that it can increase the price of oil daily? I don't think so. This plan has been put into play years ago.
We kept hearing about the price of gas would be $4 per gallon for years now. If there was a shortage the price would of steadily or instantly went up. They wouldn't of played this up and down game to condition us where the price went up to $1.50 then slid back down to $1.25 and then back up to $1.80 and back down to $1.50. This game has been played all the way up to our current price of $3.55 per gallon.
Most of this mess is our own fault. We have stopped exploration for new oil, haven't built new refineries in years and applauded people like Al Gore who declared war on the internal combustion engine without first finding a replacement. The dollar is crashing. Right now it takes 1.7 cents to make a penny and close to 10 cents to make a nickle. We have exported jobs at a furious pace. We have allowed untold millions in this county illegally. We have replaced hard work and rewarded people with welfare.
Both parties are to blame.
During the recent primary there was quite a few decent men running on the Republican side. Two made quit a stir. Ron Paul and Mike Huckabee. And yet what did the media do? Labeled one as a kook because he believed in the Constitution and the other a religious fanatic for his morals. Now look what this great nation has left to choose from for it's future leader, two morally bankrupt socialists and the other a moderate at best.
Right now I am not sure what the answer is. Recession is eminent and we will be lucky to escape only with a recession. I fear its going to be much worse. In a normal recession you ride out the storm and its the best time to invest. You can also spend yourselves out of recession by encouraging people to go buy that product they have been putting off. But this is different. Inflation and fuel is rising daily. People have had no time to adjust. There is only so much disposable income people have. If our extra money in going for fuel where will the funds come from for other purchases that help to either stabilize job lose or for the job market to grow? People will soon be buying just the essentials.
This fuel pinch is affecting everyone and everything and in area's you may never thought of. Our local governments are going to find it hard to keep within their budget. All the police cars and city vehicles need fuel. As for businesses, they can't keep raising prices that will only lower the value of the dollar further and our incomes aren't climbing as fast. This is very serious. Now the latest talk is oil at $200.00 per barrel that will make people wish for $4.00 per gallon gas.
As all this is going on we continue to wall up our freeways at 1.8 million dollars a mile. One more time, 1.8 million dollars per mile. Sound barriers? It reminds me of when Hitler started walling up the ghetto. Are they trying to contain neighborhoods or do they have other plans in the works they don't want the residents to see? You may think I have lost it but the more I read and see things happen I am not the only one with this cynical thought.
I know this email may seem some what disjointed but these are my concerns and what I see happening. That's what you need to focus on, the content not the structure of the article.
May God help us.
CKM
Sunday, March 30, 2008
Fight Back - Let Your Light Shine
DON"T DO IT!!! Stop - think before you follow those wackos that will lead us back into the dark ages, back to a time when EGore's family was still foraging for food in the forests, back before his family became wealthy and bought huge vehicles and jets.
Saturday the 29Th of March, 2008, for those of you who really are in the dark, was..... Earth Hour!
371 cities, towns or local governments from Australia to Canada and even Fiji, Fiji? - I didn't even know they had electricity, were expected to turn off lights on major landmarks and encourage businesses and homeowners to follow, plunging millions of people into darkness to raise awareness about global warming. Are those people wackos?
Lets see oh yeah lets dim the lights in places like Cleveland where its not even safe in most neighborhoods with searchlights as big as a light house. This global warming crapola is making me so frustrated. Have these idiots come to a place called North East Ohio where we are below normal and it's a balmy 23 degrees this spring morning?
I have a magazine from 1950 that declares Global Warming is ending? Its shows a series of photos starting in 1895 to 1950 of this glacier melting in Alaska. It then goes on to proclaim we are now entering a cool down. Global warming started back in 1895? What was the cause back then flatulence from horse drawn carriages? Anyone care to have this article and the cover of the magazine just send me 4 dollars so I can make photo copies and mail it to you. It will prove that you have been duped!
Furthermore.... Do these idiots realize that this will further aggravate global warming? How may you ask by shutting off lights will it cause more global warming? Does any one remember the black outs of 1964 or 2003? You still don't get it do you? Let me explain, when the lights go out there is three things you can do, tell ghost stories, go to sleep, or find a partner and make love! Nine months after those black outs there was a baby boom. And all those babies have either grown up or are going to and they will use more fossil fuel and turn on more lights.
So I say to all my friends lets fight back and enlighten this world. Do your part to stop us from going back to the dark ages, do you part to stop the baby boom in nine months, do your part for all the workers who make light bulbs, save their jobs..... at 9 PM or when you see it gets real dark out turn on all the lights in your house, your car, flash lights anything that illuminates, leave the fridge door open, this is urgent. I myself will be strapping on all the flash lights I can find to myself, turning on my 3 vehicles head lights, I am going to let my light shine!!!
For those of you with Amish neighbors tell them light more candles than usual, light all kerosene's appliances. Do it before the communist take over and make us live in caves.
Join the Charge Of The Light Brigade and do your part!
CKM
DON"T DO IT!!! Stop - think before you follow those wackos that will lead us back into the dark ages, back to a time when EGore's family was still foraging for food in the forests, back before his family became wealthy and bought huge vehicles and jets.
Saturday the 29Th of March, 2008, for those of you who really are in the dark, was..... Earth Hour!
371 cities, towns or local governments from Australia to Canada and even Fiji, Fiji? - I didn't even know they had electricity, were expected to turn off lights on major landmarks and encourage businesses and homeowners to follow, plunging millions of people into darkness to raise awareness about global warming. Are those people wackos?
Lets see oh yeah lets dim the lights in places like Cleveland where its not even safe in most neighborhoods with searchlights as big as a light house. This global warming crapola is making me so frustrated. Have these idiots come to a place called North East Ohio where we are below normal and it's a balmy 23 degrees this spring morning?
I have a magazine from 1950 that declares Global Warming is ending? Its shows a series of photos starting in 1895 to 1950 of this glacier melting in Alaska. It then goes on to proclaim we are now entering a cool down. Global warming started back in 1895? What was the cause back then flatulence from horse drawn carriages? Anyone care to have this article and the cover of the magazine just send me 4 dollars so I can make photo copies and mail it to you. It will prove that you have been duped!
Furthermore.... Do these idiots realize that this will further aggravate global warming? How may you ask by shutting off lights will it cause more global warming? Does any one remember the black outs of 1964 or 2003? You still don't get it do you? Let me explain, when the lights go out there is three things you can do, tell ghost stories, go to sleep, or find a partner and make love! Nine months after those black outs there was a baby boom. And all those babies have either grown up or are going to and they will use more fossil fuel and turn on more lights.
So I say to all my friends lets fight back and enlighten this world. Do your part to stop us from going back to the dark ages, do you part to stop the baby boom in nine months, do your part for all the workers who make light bulbs, save their jobs..... at 9 PM or when you see it gets real dark out turn on all the lights in your house, your car, flash lights anything that illuminates, leave the fridge door open, this is urgent. I myself will be strapping on all the flash lights I can find to myself, turning on my 3 vehicles head lights, I am going to let my light shine!!!
For those of you with Amish neighbors tell them light more candles than usual, light all kerosene's appliances. Do it before the communist take over and make us live in caves.
Join the Charge Of The Light Brigade and do your part!
CKM
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