I'm an American Communist

I haven't written one of this in some time.

Another Carey Parody

With Tim Off the Walz involvement with Red China

I bring to you:

"American Communist" sung to the Ramones song "Teenage Lobotomy"

Communist, Communist, Communist, Communist!

CCP did a job on me

Now I am a real commie

Guess I'll have to break the news

That I got no mind to lose

All the Reds are in love with me

I'm an American Communist

Trump and Feds are after me

CCP keeps me happy

Now I guess I'll have to tell 'em

That I got no cerebellum

I'm just a Chinese patsy

I'm an American Communist

Carey On...

Samsung Blues another Carey Parody

Hey Gang,
So your Smart TV is smarter than you think. It is now out in the open that Samsung has been watching you while you were watching it. Well with that revelation I bring you "Samsung Blues" sung to the tune of "Song Sung Blue".

Samsung Blues
Samsung blues
Everybody owns one
Samsung blues
So unlike the old ones

Me and you are subject to the snoops now and then
But when they tape the snoops and voice commands
You’ve been spied on again
Been spied on again

Samsung blues
Sneaking like a criminal
Samsung blues
Peeping as through a window

See ever’ything, even hear you sing, quiet whispers or noise
And before you know, it was recording you
You simply had no choice

Me and you are subject to the snoops now and then
But when they tape the snoops and voice commands
You been spied on again

Samsung blues
Sneaking like a criminal
Samsung blues
Peeping as through a window

See ever’ything, even hear you sing quiet whispers or noise
And before you know, it was recording you
You simply had no choice

Samsung blues
Samsung blues

Another Carey Parody - Sing a song of Mike Pence patterned after Sing a Song of Sixpence

Another Carey Parody
Sing a song of Mike Pence patterned after Sing a Song of Sixpence

Sing a song of Mike Pence Hillary’s full of lies
When her emails opened they were full of crimes

Wasn't that a splendid way to go before the court
Wiping out her server ‘n Benghazi no support

Tim Kaine was in his common wealth counting on some money
Hillary was in recovery eating pills and honey

The media was in the garbage hanging out the clothes
When down came a Donald and pecked off her nose!

Carey Masci

Health's Bills sung to the tune of Hells Bells

 Hey Gang,

Here's a Carey Parody.  Healths Bills sung to the tune of Hells Bells by AC DC which is really appropriate because acdc is perfect for Obama.  We don't know if he is white or black, legal or illegal, straight or bi, Muslim or Christian...  

All together now.

Healths Bills

I'm Barack Obama, a royal pain
I passed a health plan now you will pay
My websites crashing across the sky
If you’re old you will probably die

I won't make no exceptions, won't spare no lies          

The cost is billions n way out of sight                        

I’m here to tell, You best not be sick but well           

IRS will get you, Obama get you

Health's Bills
Yeah, Health's Bills
You got me screaming Health's Bills
My premium's high, Health's Bills

I’ll dry up your wallet and savings in time
If you're an illegal you're a friend of mine
See the RINOS they have split the right
There’s only Cruz and the Tea Party left to fight

I won't make no exceptions, won't spare no lies          

The cost is billions n way out of sight                        

I’m here to tell, You best not be sick but well           

IRS will get you, Obama get you

Yeow

Health's Bills, Obamacare comin' to you
Health's Bills, cost is rising now
Health's Bills, the premiums high
Health's Bills, across the sky
Health's Bills, they're takin' you down
Health's Bills, they're draggin' you around
Health's Bills, gonna split the right
Health's Bills, there's no way to fight, yeah

Ow, ow, ow, ow

Carey Masci