Carey On News Break September 21, 2020

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Today at a rally attended by 11 Joe Biden quoted Fred Flintstone by saying yabba dabba doo
The only problem is Joe wasn't trying to quote Fred and those in attendance still don't know what he was trying to say.

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Playboy has announced it will print a magazine in time for this upcoming holiday season
The special edition will have nothing but women with their masks off
Shocking to say the least

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A reporter asked Joe Biden what would be the first thing he would do upon entering the White House.
Joe Biden barked
"Come on man, its like me asking you when you got home you fat body dog face pony soldier where would you go, you would go to the fridge, come on man, you know I would go to the basement and let me tell you I know basements... Come on man"!

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Carey On News Break -Biden's New Slogan

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Presidential candidate Joe Biden has come up with a new campaign slogan 

Gone is the No Malarkey which was nothing but malarkey and sounded more like an Irish pub rather than n a slogan 

Gone also is Build Back Better which was nothing but Ebonics at its worse 

The new slogan is by far the best 

And that is Let's Forget Everything and vote Biden 

When asked about it Joe Biden said I like it however I forgot what I was suppose to forget 

 Let's Forget Everything and Vote Biden!!! 

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A short tutorial on tires

A short tutorial on what the letters mean on a tire sidewall It can be confusing
The first number is the tire size For instance 225-70-15 that is the size
Then the load rating which is a two digit number like 95, the higher the number the more weight the tire can handle
If it has an MS it is for mud and snow
Then there is the date code For instance 2118 would indicate the tire was manufactured in the 21st week of the year, the number “18” is the year
And finally if it has LGBTQ on it Goodyear made the tire
And there you have it

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Why I don't believe there is a real coin shortage but fabricated

Years ago I brought a letter I received to a lawyer friend of mine.
It was written in legalese and had me so confused.
He took out a pen and started crossing out sections.
When he was finished the letter was narrowed down to two sentences that had any meaning
I learned a lot that day
Since then I trained myself to hone in on what is the message or bs they are trying to feed you whenever I read an article or listen to a speech.
For instance in an article titled "Kroger cashiers no longer providing coin change." I had to apply this strategy.

Hidden in this article of how Kroger is no longing giving change because of a coin shortage there is a short sentence, a brief mention of self checkouts in the middle and then they go right back to how there is a coin shortage.
That sentence is this:
"Change will still be given at self-checkout stations throughout Kroger stores, Rolfes added."

Come on Krogers.
If ALL your customers switch to self-checkout there are coins but if customers go to a manned-checkout there are no coins?

This is a move to persuade customers to use self-checkouts which would lay off more workers
There is an agenda here.
Just add it to the Russian Hoax, Covid 19, BLM and now coin shortage

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News from around the Buckeye State Ohio

Let’s start up north in Cleveland.
Mayor Frank Jackson who was nowhere to be seen during the riots only to come out of hiding to say Cleveland is sometimes perceived to be ‘butthole of the world’.

Sorry Mayor Frank Jackson you are perceived to be that.

And in Cleveland sports QB Mayfield said he will be taking the knee for the anthem. Nothing new to the city as all their QBs take a knee, this one will just happen sooner.

Moving east to the Geranium City that’s if you can find any Wickliffe, residents want to impeach, recall and like to stone the mayor but he already is. They have a list of 19 reasons why he should be impeached far more than any David Letterman list. While the city goes to pot he is smoking pot. He cancelled leaf collection but lit up city hall green on 4-20. Most mayors encourage you to pull weeds in your yard but Wickliffe’s current mayor wants you to grow weed in your yard. Gee and I thought he was always smiling because he is a friendly guy.

Next up is Willoughby Hills. Fireworks may be cancelled on the 4^th but they are always present at the Willoughby Hills council meetings. Councilwoman Nancy Fellows has been hit with a lawsuit. Among the charges are union busting. Earlier Council member John Plecnik resigned as did Councilwoman Majka who was critical of "a dark side for those who speak up and challenge the status quo in Willoughby Hills City Hall. The only thing missing from these meetings is cattle rustling and I am sure it will be discussed next time.

Let’s drop down to the capital of Ohio, Columbus, who will be taking down the statue of whom the city is named after, Christopher Columbus. If they do take it down the question then becomes should they rename the city? Names already off the list for possible replacement are Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben. Columbus’s hockey team the Bluejackets who fire off a cannon when they score may also be under attack. Thinking ahead a suitable replacement may be a paper bag inflated and popped.
Lastly little Michael DeWine our Governor has made a list to reform the police into friendlier more educated servants. Keeping with this cops bad - criminals good theme instead of arresting law breakers the city will erect little time out zones and have police read them stories. 

Now let’s drop down further south in Ohio to the Apple City Jackson though they no longer have apple farms. Landlords want to storm council for passing a bill making them liable for utility bills when tenants skip out. I think one way to ease this is to pass an ordinance where you can only rent to Amish. If that’s not bad enough Councilwoman Carisa Edwards spouted off concerning the Christmas decorations and wrote this it’s because of all the people bitching about that their dead relatives hang from a light pole during Christmas time. Then she went on to say I don’t give two &*^%$* about a virus that occurs naturally. Mother Earth was designed to protect herself and I feel that is what’s happening. We have over populated her. We throw trash into the oceans. We cut down precious habitat. So she is putting up a big middle finger and taking back herself.

I know someone who may not be getting any Christmas presents and I never knew how much Jackson has played a role in damaging the ecosystem of the globe. 

Bring back the Apple farms because an apple a day may keep the council at bay.

Let me know what’s up in your city?

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Billing Woes

Dumb Thing of the Day
I was swarmed with various bills from my 3 month bout of who knows what I had.
I paid off the small ones immediately, the larger ones next and was budgeting for the biggest
One bill was for $997.00
I mailed in a small payment and waited and waited for a new invoice but nothing came
Instead I received a bill from a collection agency
I called and said I understand who you are but I am going to vent to someone
I paid on this and was waiting for a new invoice to make arrangements with them to set up further payments, this is not my fault, what is wrong with these people
I understand sir but I am here to make an offer to you
If you can pay $400 right now this bill will be considered paid in full.
Of course I accepted.
So the dumb is this
If the hospital would have sent me a new invoice they would have been paid the full $997
And if a collection agency can lower the amount by that much why didn't the hospital just charge me that in the first place and the bill would have been paid when I received it!
Just dumb

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The difference between Republican and Trump Supporters vs. Democrat and Biden Supporters

The difference between Republican and Trump Supporters vs. Democrat and Biden Supporters

Corona Virus

Republican and Trump supporters greet you with a handshake and hug and think the virus is a hoax

Democrat and Biden supporters yell at you stay away at least 6 feet and think the virus is as scary as global warming

Stimulus Check

Republican and Trump supporters instead of sitting go out and find work and if the check arrives it arrives and if not oh well

Democrat and Biden supporters camp out at the mailbox waiting for it

Quarantine

Republican and Trump supporters kept busy cleaning house and remodeled during the quarantine

Democrat and Biden supporters watched Netflix and if they did clean or remodeled they hired a Republican or Trump supporter

Life

Republican and Trump supporters march for life

Democrat and Biden supporters march to take a life

The Flag

Republican and Trump supporters wave the American flag proudly

Democrat and Biden supporters burn the American flag and fly the rainbow flag proudly

Stores

Republican and Trump supporters work at stores

Democrat and Biden supporters loot stores

Walls

Republican and Trump Supporters want a wall to keep out illegals

Democrat and Biden supporters don’t want a wall to keep out illegals but want walls to establish autonomous zones 

Videos and Cartoons

Republican and Trump supporters want to ban violent video games 

Democrat and Biden supporters love violent video games but want to disarm Elmer Fudd and ban Paw Patrol

And lastly.....

Who Matters

Republican and Trump supporters believe all lives matter and will vote for an old white man

Democrat and Biden supporters believe black lives matter and will vote for a really really old white man

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Dream April 19, 2020 Horse Buried the Camel

There was something else going on, a crowd maybe, something to set up the main focus of the dream. Whatever it was quickly dissipated.

Suddenly I quickly saw the outside of a off-white canvas like small square tent. Something I have seen at a fair or sort of like the ones at war reenactments. Then I was inside of the tent. The tent had a natural grass and dirt floor and nothing in it.

Toward the back of the tent was a camel and his hoofs were in a small square pit filled with sand. Almost like play sand. The camels expression was very sad.

In front of the camel nose to nose was a horse. Dark brown, muscular, little to no expression, without any natural features (lines, etc…) Though no expression it was stern looking.

The horse using his nose starting covering the camel with dirt, in the same manner a dog buries something.

The camel was looking even sadder and started tearing but remained still.

The horse then stopped and suddenly using his nose put the camel in a beige colored body bag and zippered it leaving the camels head out.

The camel was now looking even sadder and tearing more.

The horse resumed covering the camel with dirt until it was buried alive. He was buried even with the ground. The horse throughout remained emotionless and expressionless.

In the dream I was almost saddened by what I saw and the fact the camel was buried alive.

Reporting From Ground Zero at the Corona-virus Panic Zone Eastlake Walmart – Midnight Thursday

Yes it was pandemonium for the panic induced hysteria of the pandemic corona virus.
I went late night shopping as I usually do past midnight.

The parking lot scene was like the last minute frenzy of the day before Christmas. Lot was full, carts strewn everywhere, shoppers pulling in and out.

Upon entering I was greeted by a worker that I know and he said “ITS NUTS, THEY HAVE WIPED OUT TOILET PAPER AND PAPER TOWELS! Can you believe this? I asked, which of course he had no answer, “What is the tie in?” “I don’t know but they are going crazy”!

Entering the store the sight was strange. More than one person was wearing a hospital mask and rubber gloves, workers and customers.
Activity everywhere, shoppers in full motion with carts overflowing. A man was pushing and pulling carts and both were loaded to capacity.

Another person I know was stocking the vegetables. I said to him “Is the apocalypse upon us”? He laughed but agreed apocalypse was a good word for it and like the old movie. He said it’s been this way all day. As quick as they restock the shelves they are emptied.

Aisle after aisle empty boxes tossed aside with some items still remaining on the shelves. Pickles and candy and deserts were in abundance as was gluten free food but the freezer section was almost wiped clean with empty boxes left in place like everywhere else in the food side of the store.

Water? GONE, just one or two stray bottles could be found.
Milk? GONE!
Toilet paper? GONE, not one square left.
Ginger ale and many other brands of pop? Gone to just a few left.
Paper towels? I saw a Jewish man rapidly pushing his cart with a bounty of Bounty paper towels, the last in the store. He was not about to share.

Madness but people were polite. People were talking to each other and the word amongst the shoppers was - Is this real or just made up? How do we know so we had to stock up.

Self-check out lines, once again using Christmas as a benchmark, were that long if not longer or maybe a better way to describe it is like rush hour traffic.
I chose to use the manned register. How many minutes was I waiting? 20, 25? I lost track of time. The poor lady cashier asked if I could help her bag my stuff. She was hurting but no relief was in sight.

Is this real? No one knows. But at this pace how much longer will it be before food and essentials are rationed. And I do know this, there were more than 100 in the store, this definitely doesn’t pass the DeWine mandate on gatherings.

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A Conversation Between Bernie Sanders and Joe Biden

A conversation between Bernie Sanders and Joe Biden

Hello Joe, this is Bernie.
Bennie?
No Bernie.
You mean like Bennie and the Jets?
NO your political rival Bernie Sanders!
Well hello, why didn’t you say Bernie Sanders.
Listen Joe my old bones are not up to another rally.
You mean dog bones, you want to make dog bones an issue?
NO listen Joe, I am in no mood to host a campaign rally.
I hate camping!
WHATEVER! What do you say we just cancel both of our rallies?
OK that’s fine with me Chuck.

Breaking News
Biden and Sanders cancel their upcoming rallies over fear of spreading the corona-virus

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Can you imagine any one of the six Democrats being president?

Well after Wednesday’s Democratic debate can you imagine any one of the six being president and having to meet with Russian President Putin?

Pete: Can I hug you?

Klobuchar: Are you calling me dumb?

Biden: I want to thank President Nikita Khrushchev for inviting to his great country of Poland

Warren – SO…

Sanders: Talk about Russian interference I am the Russian interference, how am I doing President Putin?

Bloomberg: Before we have our meeting I like to play you one of my commercials.

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Rudolph the bad armed QB - Another Carey Parody

Rudolph the bad armed QB  - to the tune of Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer

You know Bradshaw and Roethlisberger 

But do you recall...
The most infamous Steeler of all?
Rudolph the bad armed QB
Should never ever made the pros
And if you ever saw him
You would say he just can't throw
All of the other players
Thought he was a crying shame
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any scrimmage games 

Then one chilly Cleveland eve Myles came to say
"Rudolph I have you in my sight
You’ll be getting sacked tonight" 

Then how Rudolph panicked
When he couldn’t run ‘n flee
Rudolph was quickly flattened
And that’s what started the whole melee 

Now Rudolph twist and kicked at Myles
But when Myles had enough
He took Rudolph’s own helmet
And gave him one big bonk – ouch! 

Rudolph the bad armed QB you'll go down in history

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What did I learn from the Democratic debate?

What did I learn from the Democratic debate?
I learned...
Elizabeth I am Indian Hear Me Yelp Warren cannot start a sentence without using the word SO
I didn't see any American flag
Bernie Sandman Sanders waves his right hand not his left when he speaks
They hate Trump
Taxes are just another word for saying I love you we need to spend your money
Even though Sanders and Biden are front runners this isn't the old white-mans party
Yang doesn't like ties
Buttigieg likes guys
Booker is a vegan
Klobuchar has no clue none
Beto is not the same as Betamax but he to will be obsolete soon
Kamala Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma chameleon You come but please go
Castro, isn't that the name of the Cuban dictator?
Tom Steyer is a billionaire but some things money just can't buy like speaking time
Gabbard, how is she a Democrat. she is way to good looking
No one on stage has a chance to get 5% of the vote against President Trump

And that's what I learned watching the Democratic debate

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Signs of the times and future

Friends,

I've been teasing you for some time of what I see happening and what I guess you can say is prophesy though I use that word very loosely and not to elevate myself in any way. Events are happening at such an accelerated rate it is hard to keep up. Many keep saying if the Democrats take back the presidency it is the beginning of the end. How naïve that thinking is. I truly feel we have more than passed the half way point of the end.

For those who talk to me regularly or follow my writings know some of this already as I have told you. I said from the very beginning of Trumps nomination he is a two termer, I said many months ago I stand with N. Korea, relatively speaking - I told you we are in period of peace, and something huge was looming.

First let’s look at a dream I had way back in July 10, 2009. Following the dream are recent articles.

I left church and was heading west on Euclid Ave.  Traffic was backing up.  I thought it was an accident.  As I finally get to the corner of Euclid Ave & Robinhood, at the traffic light, an Arab dressed in typical garb, robes and sandals, was handing out literature.  I asked what’s going on.  He pointed to the sky but I couldn't see what he was pointing to as it was blocked by trees.  As the Arab pointed I glanced over and noticed a friend.  He was busy talking up a storm, pointing and explaining to a couple of people what was going on. I looked at the paper the Arab handed me as I pulled away and said to myself what good is this, I can’t read it.  As soon as I got past the bottle neck I pulled off.  The atmosphere was one of a circus.  I jumped out and people said look.  I looked in the direction of the trees and there in the white cloudy sky, clearly visible, was the Arab moon and Jewish star.  They were huge.  They looked like they were cut out, man made.  They quickly disappeared.  People were talking that it was a sign from God, I tried telling them, no, it’s false; don't believe it was from God.

The meaning I derived from the dream is the false belief that the Arab and Jewish God are  the same and that there will be unity.

https://news.kuwaittimes.net/website/francis-becomes-first-pope-to-visit-arabian-peninsula                       

https://www.biblenewsprophecy.net/bible-prophecy/the-chrislam-cross-and-the-interfaith-movement

https://www.nowtheendbegins.com/category/chrislam-2/

So the bridging of religions is upon us, one world religion or Chrislam. How does this all tie in with the rest of what I wrote? Hold on I’ll get there.

North Korea - I stand with N. Korea for a few reasons.
1. They are a sovereign country so why can't they have nukes to defend themselves against a global takeover or to gain respect among other nations
2. What do we have against N. Koreans that justify us toppling another regime and putting those people in further hardships
3. N.K. is really no threat to us, they are like a junkyard dog to China. N.K. is keeping us occupied while the real menace is behind the scenes, China. Furthermore the world boycotts N.K. but buys from evil China which makes no sense
4. With Trump in office he can negotiate peace and possibly open N.K. to U.S. goods in the rebuilding of that nation
5. We are at a time of peace. The peace will be short lived but it won't be N.K. breaking it, it will be a globalist pulling the trigger to ignite tensions once again.

So where are we at with N. Korea today?

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/trump-predicts-awesome-future-for-n-korea-if-kim-gives-up-nukes/ar-BBU8ekw

Next
President Trump could very well be the last US president. Whether Trump knows it or not he could easily bring about peace and ultimately a one world government faster than anyone.

I do not see the next US president continuing Trumps theme of America first; it will be the world first and Trump is laying the ground work for this. How is this possible?

When nations and countries are hostile towards one another they are on guard, there is no trust or unity.  And leaders who are more totalitarian do not like relinquishing their power. A global system/government is very hard to implement in this climate. 

Removing leaders as the US has is one way to go about causing chaos. It causes people to search for a new system that ends wars and increases dependence on government. But there is also backlash with this plan. People wise up, fight back and resist.
However what peace does is not only the people but leaders and rulers let their guard down, disarm, slowly trust and unity follows. Once that happens look out.
Unified nations will elect a global leader to further peace and solve world problems.
Is Trump part of this plan to bring peace and unify nations? Or is he legitimately just trying to bring peace without any end game in play?

Either way the one world system is advancing rapidly.

That is why I posted this on Facebook:

Does anyone know what time it is? Do you understand what is happening on the grand scale of this globe? Trump is pushing us further into the one world order faster than anyone and the Dems well - you won't understand this but they are hindering it.

Please understand that many or most of the Democrats are all for globalization, one world system, one religion. But the Dems at this moment are actually now the ones stonewalling efforts to unify nations because they are too blinded by their hatred of anything President Trump or the right does. The Dems fail to see how Trump could possibly be putting all this into play. President Trump is after all the president of all people. If the Dems ever get on board and back off their attack look out. It is over. Right now we need the Dems hostility to clog the system. Did you follow that? By the Democrats causing disruption they are blocking what Trumps is trying to accomplish - peace. You may not agree but that’s the way I see it.

OK now some prophesy, though I must repeat I use that word very loosely and not to elevate myself in any way.

One month into Trumps presidency this occurred to me. Trump is the complete opposite of Obama. Everything Obama has done Trump has or is trying to undo, everything from health care to abortion to homosexuals in the military, just to name a few because the list is lengthy.

How many are aware that Obama spent 5 billion dollars over seas to rebuild mosques? Yes that's right 5 billion of your US dollars. Some reports say 770 million, whatever the true figure is doesn't matter, a huge sum of money was spent on mosques being rebuilt. Some may say well that wasn’t Obama, whatever, it still happened during his term in office.

Please check out these links:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IA_GQfUFizE

http://culturalmarxism.net/obama-spent-770-million-taxpayer-funds-rebuild-renovate-mosques-overseas/

So do you see it now? Do you get it?

What is the opposite of Obama rebuilding mosques? Well it is Trump supplying money to rebuild the temple in Jerusalem. That's right. President Trump has already recognized Jerusalem as the capital of Israel back in 2017 so the temple is the logical next step. I think this could really happen during President Trumps next term. After-all what is Trump known for?  Building and deal making and now you can add peace maker. All of which are qualities needed for the rebuilding of the temple. And the rebuilding of the temple would then be - endgame!

https://www.timesofisrael.com/zehuts-feiglin-says-he-wants-to-build-third-temple-right-away/

https://www.jewishvoice.org/read/article/update-building-third-temple

Look up!

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