OB Cannot Be

I knew it was getting serious with the Browns and OBJ when I found this ad on Craigslist in the barter section:

28 year old wide receiver - Height: 5′ 11″ Weight: 198 lbs 

All Reasonable Offers/Trades Accepted... 

NO LOWBALL OFFERS PLEASE!!!!! 

Let me know what you have and we can make a deal... 

Thank you. Jimmy Haslam

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NFL - National Fem League

Raiders’ DE Carl Nassib requested and was granted a personal day today because he has “a lot to process” in the wake of Jon Gruden’s email situation, per GM Mike Mayock.

This has to be a joke but it isn't! We have the blue tent and now for fem players like this man we should have a powder tent with unicorns and dancing fairies to make him feel at ease.

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The New Superman

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In case you missed it -

DC Comics announced the new Superman will be bisexual.

Other changes are Superman will no longer come out of a telephone booth but a closet

And also out is kryptonite, Superman now swoons and loses power whenever he sees a photo of Russian President Putin.

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Electric woes

 I found this news story from the little city of Jackson, Ohio so interesting.

And yet certain elected leftist loonies are pushing for the electric car.

Wait till this hits the power grid and your pocket, it ain't gonna be pretty!

https://www.wsaz.com/2021/08/26/residents-urged-conserve-electricity-jackson-ohio/?fbclid=IwAR1emmQ7xVzdicTU44PhAt5XKE_GqQYQ3Hvhoddkcc8C9_NnanDGPvdtVFs

Dollar Ninety Five Tree

 I love when people get annoyed with my humor and don't see the truth in it.

Sept 27, 2018
Carey's Almost Real News
Trump's tariffs on Chinese made goods is having an effect already.
Dollar Tree announced today that they will be changing their name from Dollar Tree to $1.95 Tree.
This has been a Carey News Brief.

Maybe not the tariffs but still my humor wasn't too far off was it?

https://nypost.com/2021/09/29/dollar-tree-raises-prices-to-over-a-buck-on-many-items/

Taliban and China

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The Taliban and China have formed a partnership

Burqa’s and suicide vests will now proudly wear a made in China tag and will be stocked at all Afghanistan Walmart’s

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Fascist-book

 

Can we start being Americans again

 I should not have ventured into the shark infested democratic waters but I did.

I posted this on a local Wickliffe site which by the responses seems to be filled with the ungodly the government is my savior democratic thinking people

This is what I wrote:

Americans have lost their way. What happened to American independence? Fear! So many of you are giving up living over fear of death. Some news for you, you will still die whether from covid or other reason. Start living and quit fearing. Enough of this virus Communist propaganda!

Boy did the liberals lambaste me.

Here are some figures for on causes of death per year

Flu 646,000

Falls 684,000

Smoking 7 million

Drowning 236,000

Mosquito 1 million

And lets not forget the dangerous hippo, which some of you are getting as large as because you are scared to go out and live from fear of covid, 3,000 die from the hippo.

Now can we start being Americans again and trust God?

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If the Biden presidency were a movie...

 If the Biden presidency were a movie... 

Obama Part 2 - Sure, the man’s name is slow Joe, an old, senile, decrepit white man but is it really him? 

You will be surprised to find out the shocking truth of who is actually behind the mask running and ruining everything; it isn’t Joe! 

Obama Part 2 - Worse than the first, no one and nothing is safe!

Rated R for RUN!

Something to make you think

 

Today's short sermon is something I posted before

U.S. Declaration of Independence states:

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal,..

So what is not equal? Come on, I’ll give you a moment

 

BEHAVIOR

 

That is why I am so adamantly against this thing called Pride month.

I thought black history month was bad as it elevates one race above all others.

How can this be equal for the other races and nationalities in America?

Black history month is very divisive

But now in America we have gone beyond what race God declares you are and now are honoring and giving a full month for a behavior?

Our founding Fathers were Christians and/or Theists and our laws were based on the bible.

In the bible it’s all about how you behave not who you are

 

We use to have American pride, pride in our sports, pride in our merchandise to mention a few but now we are proud of a behavior?

 

You can do and act how you want in your home and live your life as you see fit but why force this on all of us, that’s not America or the American way.

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You Think You Failed

 When you feel you have failed miserably just think of the man Laurel Hubbard from New Zealand

Hubbarb who is a man but identifies as a woman competed in the Olympics in the women’s over-87-kilogram weight lifting and failed

A man fails in a women's event?

He/She is from New Zealand which makes sense

Not a he or a she but maybe a Z even though Hubbard was X'd out of the medals so maybe Hubbarb is just a big X

Still think you failed?

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Sad commentary for America

 Sad commentary for America

I haven't watched much of the Olympics because many of the athletes are so un-American in their behavior forgetting who they are representing.

But on Sunday I turned the Olympic games on briefly to give it a chance and what do I see?

A black female darker than coal not her skin tone but her heart, even her name gives a hint - Raven.

So she receives her medal and then stands for 20 seconds with her arms crossed above her head.

A reported asked her what her arms crossed above her head represented and Raven said "It stands for the oppressed of LGBTQ, Blacks and the mentally ill." (paraphrasing)

Umm excuse me!! You are suppose to be representing the USA not fringe groups

And another thing, you are a black lesbian who talks like you have a mental illness so how oppressed are you going to the Olympics and winning a metal?

Sick people.

America has slipped another notch and falling quickly

I am turning off that crap and won't waste another minute of my time.

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Name Game

 Maybe the Indians should name the team after one of their greats, pitcher Gaylord Perry and his spitter

And then call the team the Cleveland Cuspidors

This way it would be a spitting image of the old team.

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Carey On News Break for July 13th, 2021

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Congress is debating whether they should defund the Secret Service protection for Resident Biden

One reason for the protection of a president is the amount of knowledge and information he has in case he is kidnapped

But Slow Joe can't even remember his wife's name so why waste the money, he doesn't know anything.

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Let's Eat

 Vegetarians – I know there are more important things to worry about but for the most part, vegetarians annoy me, not all but most of them do.

My sister has been turning away from meat more and more. She says “I feel better eating zero pork and less meat and more vegetables”. I get that and that makes sense to switch diets if you are not feeling the best.

Then there are the ones who do not eat meat for religious purposes. Find me a bible verse that condemns eating meat? Most cults dictate what you cannot do and eat. That is whacked. Not eating meat, especially bacon and chicken wings because of a religion! Um, no way. I am going to eat meat and take my chant elsewhere.

And then the third group - animal rights activists and groups that say killing animals is cruel. Now these people are like food Nazis. They are a danger to my diet and everyone’s food chain. Have these people ever watched an episode of National Geographic? Nature is not kind.

So here’s a question for these don’t harm a fly people. Suppose a cow plops dead in a field but it could be any animal, a pig, squirrel, deer or whatever fits in a frying pan or bun.

Are you going to let that animal go to waste? I mean the animal died from natural causes. It didn’t die at the hands of a butcher. So are you going to fire up the grill and have a good meal or let the flys and buzzards pick at this juicy meat?

So maybe what we should do to appease these anemic crazy animal rights activists, the food Nazis and raise farm animals in free range ranches and let them die naturally. We then can label the packaged meat as Free range / died from natural causes.

I think it would be crueler to let a good cow go to waste rotting in the sun rather than dragging it in to be butchered for a good steak. Don’t you?

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Carey On News Break - July 5th, 2021

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Resident Biden’s aides forgot to tell him yesterday was July 4th

When the fireworks of DC erupted last night Slow Joe panicked and hid under his desk screaming

QUICK CALL PRESIDENT TRUMP, TELL HIM CHINA IS BOMBING AND ASK HIM WHAT I SHOULD DO!

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Racism is Built into US Highways - Carey On News Break

 

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Transportation Secretary Pete ChooChoo Caboose Buttigieg claims 'racism is physically built into' US highways

Pete said “Every black asphalt road has a white line dividing it. This is definitely a blatant example of racism!”

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Pursuit of Happiness

 I never know what thoughts are going to invade my sleep

What dream, vision, story or other will be the theme

Last night it was this

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.

Specifically these words danced in my mind - Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.

And then it was narrowed down to pursuit of happiness - pursuit of happiness

I woke with those words still very much alive in my thoughts

1828 Webster dictionary definition for pursuit is this:

1. A following with a view to reach, accomplish or obtain; endeavor to attain to or gain; as the pursuit of knowledge; the pursuit of happiness or pleasure; the pursuit of power, of honor, of distinction, of a phantom.

We have gotten so off course in this nation we no longer PURSUE anything

And that's what BIG government does, it controls your every move and does not allow you to pursue your dreams. Government takes away dreams and hope. Government removes God whom supplies dreams and hopes. Government leaves you dreamless and hopeless.

Quit taking the government hand outs and dope

Pursue your own path

The pursuit of happiness is your choice, definitely not the governments job to give it to you.

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Moderna shot "Let's be careful out there."

 As Sgt. Phil Esterhaus on Hill Street Blues would say, "Let's be careful out there."

I heard this firsthand; not someone told me

The neighbor next to my rental house told me his wife got the second Moderna shot.

Both times they felt sick, but in the second shot, his wife got a stroke and now has blood clots in her lungs.

She has been shuffled to two different hospitals and currently in a nursing home while they figure out what to do for her.

He is in his mid-70's, married 35 years, and now this.

He is completely lost.

If you are going to take the shot, think it over and be careful.

Do not let some deplorable politician or liberal worry wart shame you into getting one or hopes of winning a lottery.

Think it over.

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All men are created equal,..

 Today's short sermon is something I posted before

U.S. Declaration of Independence states:

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal,..

So what is not equal? Come on, I’ll give you a moment

BEHAVIOR

That is why I am so adamantly against this thing called Pride month

I thought black history month was bad as it elevates one race above all others

How can this be equal for the other races and nationalities in America?

It is divisive

But now in America its getting worse, we are honoring and giving a full month for a behavior?

Our founding Fathers were Christians and Theists and our laws were based on the bible

In the bible it’s all about how you behave not who you are

We use to have in this nation American pride, pride in our sports, pride in our merchandise just to mention a few but now we are proud of a behavior?

You can do and act how you want in your home and live your life as you see fit but why force this on all of us

When you force your behavior on others that’s not America and that's not being equal that's taking my choice away

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