New U.S. House rules to eliminate gender-specific terms such as 'father, mother, son, daughter' has passed
First order is to eliminate Mother and Fathers day and instead have Happy Whatever You Are Parent Day
Members of the House still squabbled over the word parent
It was then changed to read Happy Whatever You Are Day
Still not content as some argued not everyone is happy
So the new holiday to replace Mother and Father's day is Whatever Day to be held whenever
This has been a Carey On News Break