Name Game

 Maybe the Indians should name the team after one of their greats, pitcher Gaylord Perry and his spitter

And then call the team the Cleveland Cuspidors

This way it would be a spitting image of the old team.

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Carey On News Break for July 13th, 2021

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Congress is debating whether they should defund the Secret Service protection for Resident Biden

One reason for the protection of a president is the amount of knowledge and information he has in case he is kidnapped

But Slow Joe can't even remember his wife's name so why waste the money, he doesn't know anything.

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Let's Eat

 Vegetarians – I know there are more important things to worry about but for the most part, vegetarians annoy me, not all but most of them do.

My sister has been turning away from meat more and more. She says “I feel better eating zero pork and less meat and more vegetables”. I get that and that makes sense to switch diets if you are not feeling the best.

Then there are the ones who do not eat meat for religious purposes. Find me a bible verse that condemns eating meat? Most cults dictate what you cannot do and eat. That is whacked. Not eating meat, especially bacon and chicken wings because of a religion! Um, no way. I am going to eat meat and take my chant elsewhere.

And then the third group - animal rights activists and groups that say killing animals is cruel. Now these people are like food Nazis. They are a danger to my diet and everyone’s food chain. Have these people ever watched an episode of National Geographic? Nature is not kind.

So here’s a question for these don’t harm a fly people. Suppose a cow plops dead in a field but it could be any animal, a pig, squirrel, deer or whatever fits in a frying pan or bun.

Are you going to let that animal go to waste? I mean the animal died from natural causes. It didn’t die at the hands of a butcher. So are you going to fire up the grill and have a good meal or let the flys and buzzards pick at this juicy meat?

So maybe what we should do to appease these anemic crazy animal rights activists, the food Nazis and raise farm animals in free range ranches and let them die naturally. We then can label the packaged meat as Free range / died from natural causes.

I think it would be crueler to let a good cow go to waste rotting in the sun rather than dragging it in to be butchered for a good steak. Don’t you?

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Carey On News Break - July 5th, 2021

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Resident Biden’s aides forgot to tell him yesterday was July 4th

When the fireworks of DC erupted last night Slow Joe panicked and hid under his desk screaming

QUICK CALL PRESIDENT TRUMP, TELL HIM CHINA IS BOMBING AND ASK HIM WHAT I SHOULD DO!

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Racism is Built into US Highways - Carey On News Break

 

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Transportation Secretary Pete ChooChoo Caboose Buttigieg claims 'racism is physically built into' US highways

Pete said “Every black asphalt road has a white line dividing it. This is definitely a blatant example of racism!”

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