The New Superman

 Carey On News...

In case you missed it -

DC Comics announced the new Superman will be bisexual.

Other changes are Superman will no longer come out of a telephone booth but a closet

And also out is kryptonite, Superman now swoons and loses power whenever he sees a photo of Russian President Putin.

This has been a Carey On News Break...

Electric woes

 I found this news story from the little city of Jackson, Ohio so interesting.

And yet certain elected leftist loonies are pushing for the electric car.

Wait till this hits the power grid and your pocket, it ain't gonna be pretty!

https://www.wsaz.com/2021/08/26/residents-urged-conserve-electricity-jackson-ohio/?fbclid=IwAR1emmQ7xVzdicTU44PhAt5XKE_GqQYQ3Hvhoddkcc8C9_NnanDGPvdtVFs

Dollar Ninety Five Tree

 I love when people get annoyed with my humor and don't see the truth in it.

Sept 27, 2018
Carey's Almost Real News
Trump's tariffs on Chinese made goods is having an effect already.
Dollar Tree announced today that they will be changing their name from Dollar Tree to $1.95 Tree.
This has been a Carey News Brief.

Maybe not the tariffs but still my humor wasn't too far off was it?

https://nypost.com/2021/09/29/dollar-tree-raises-prices-to-over-a-buck-on-many-items/