Carey's politically incorrect hodgepodge

I saw a political cartoon where a man was saying now that Al Gore has been quiet we can go back to calling global warming by its true name, summer.
To go along with that, in a newspaper article explaining the El Nino affect it said this has been one of the coolest July's in the past 100 years. Then again maybe El Nino has nothing to do with it. It could be because EGore's finally run out of hot air.

My Jewish friend has been sick. He was concerned that maybe he had the swine flu. I said and you being Jewish makes having the swine flu twice as bad.

Rep. Barney Franks just doesn't get it. The Democrats are bouncing around aimlessly, even though on issues of grave importance like homosexual rights they stand erect, ummm I mean united. I watched Franks on C Span doing a town hall meeting for health care. He said I am all for labor unions and think the American wages need to go up. OK let me analyze this for you.
We have Obama trying to cut the costs of the American auto makers. We have jobs going over seas because we can't compete with their lower labor costs. And here is Franks saying we need to increase our wages. I have said this for years, you want the economy to rebound quickly and grow, lower minimum wage.

America has waged another battle as you know against obesity. I just wonder if Obama with his Muslim ties will try to incorporate the Shiite policy of starving wives into the health care plan.

Congress came up with a way to save electricity at the White House. They are shutting off President Obama's TelePrompTer. The President was speechless.

At least we now have a Democratic president doing something right. We had President Clinton who didn't know how to smoke pot and said he didn't inhale. Today we have President Obama who smoked crack and did inhale.

NASA Glenn Research Center in Cleveland is suppose to close. Now if you want to learn about black holes and space you will have to attend one of the Cleveland City Council meetings.

The Obama adminstration is thinking about Cash for Fridges. Thats great, first cash for clunkers so you will have a new car to drive to the grocery store to fill your new fridge. Two big problems. Does anyone have gas money to drive to the store and money for groceries to fill the new fridge?

The bad and the good. The bad is Rhode Islands government is about to shut down for 12 days. That shows how bad our economic situation is. The good, the government is shutting down for 12 days, there is hope.

C K M