OB Cannot Be

I knew it was getting serious with the Browns and OBJ when I found this ad on Craigslist in the barter section:

28 year old wide receiver - Height: 5′ 11″ Weight: 198 lbs 

All Reasonable Offers/Trades Accepted... 

NO LOWBALL OFFERS PLEASE!!!!! 

Let me know what you have and we can make a deal... 

Thank you. Jimmy Haslam

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