Carey On News Break - July 5th, 2021

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Resident Biden’s aides forgot to tell him yesterday was July 4th

When the fireworks of DC erupted last night Slow Joe panicked and hid under his desk screaming

QUICK CALL PRESIDENT TRUMP, TELL HIM CHINA IS BOMBING AND ASK HIM WHAT I SHOULD DO!

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Racism is Built into US Highways - Carey On News Break

 

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Transportation Secretary Pete ChooChoo Caboose Buttigieg claims 'racism is physically built into' US highways

Pete said “Every black asphalt road has a white line dividing it. This is definitely a blatant example of racism!”

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Pursuit of Happiness

 I never know what thoughts are going to invade my sleep

What dream, vision, story or other will be the theme

Last night it was this

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.

Specifically these words danced in my mind - Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.

And then it was narrowed down to pursuit of happiness - pursuit of happiness

I woke with those words still very much alive in my thoughts

1828 Webster dictionary definition for pursuit is this:

1. A following with a view to reach, accomplish or obtain; endeavor to attain to or gain; as the pursuit of knowledge; the pursuit of happiness or pleasure; the pursuit of power, of honor, of distinction, of a phantom.

We have gotten so off course in this nation we no longer PURSUE anything

And that's what BIG government does, it controls your every move and does not allow you to pursue your dreams. Government takes away dreams and hope. Government removes God whom supplies dreams and hopes. Government leaves you dreamless and hopeless.

Quit taking the government hand outs and dope

Pursue your own path

The pursuit of happiness is your choice, definitely not the governments job to give it to you.

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Moderna shot "Let's be careful out there."

 As Sgt. Phil Esterhaus on Hill Street Blues would say, "Let's be careful out there."

I heard this firsthand; not someone told me

The neighbor next to my rental house told me his wife got the second Moderna shot.

Both times they felt sick, but in the second shot, his wife got a stroke and now has blood clots in her lungs.

She has been shuffled to two different hospitals and currently in a nursing home while they figure out what to do for her.

He is in his mid-70's, married 35 years, and now this.

He is completely lost.

If you are going to take the shot, think it over and be careful.

Do not let some deplorable politician or liberal worry wart shame you into getting one or hopes of winning a lottery.

Think it over.

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All men are created equal,..

 Today's short sermon is something I posted before

U.S. Declaration of Independence states:

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal,..

So what is not equal? Come on, I’ll give you a moment

BEHAVIOR

That is why I am so adamantly against this thing called Pride month

I thought black history month was bad as it elevates one race above all others

How can this be equal for the other races and nationalities in America?

It is divisive

But now in America its getting worse, we are honoring and giving a full month for a behavior?

Our founding Fathers were Christians and Theists and our laws were based on the bible

In the bible it’s all about how you behave not who you are

We use to have in this nation American pride, pride in our sports, pride in our merchandise just to mention a few but now we are proud of a behavior?

You can do and act how you want in your home and live your life as you see fit but why force this on all of us

When you force your behavior on others that’s not America and that's not being equal that's taking my choice away

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So you believe in science

 

  Through this whole plandemic, scamdemic or pandemic my mind kept thinking of those who fell in line with the mantra of I believe in science

Well it was not too long ago that idiot, moron, imbecile was correct terminology to explain mental health but now that is considered wrong.

Science is fluid it changes, but we believe in it.

So what science do you believe in?

I have science and health books from the 1800’s if you followed that advice it would put you back to 1800’s

I have other books from the 1940’s even the ones from mid-60’s have things in it that would make you laugh. Or is what was being taught then is the truth and today we drifted from it? I don’t think so.

Science never arrives, it continually searches. If science did know everything it would cease to exist. We wouldn’t need science if that happened. Science only gets to more knowledge but never really knowing the whole truth. Science is away to circumvent your thinking away from God to look at government.

Is science important? Sure it is but it is not all knowing.

So you believe in science? Do you really think through this whole covid scare what you know today will be valid in 10 years, 5 years, what about next year?

Then I must ask, why do you believe in something temporal and not eternal?

 

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Who's in control

 OK I posted this on Facebook back in April, 2020

Just remember church ...the (Bill) gates of hell shall not prevail

And then I teased you in September, 2020 with

There are so many verses that are relevant to the times we are experiencing now.

But Ephesians 2:2 may be the best to help you understand things

Ephesians 2:2 ... in which you used to live when you followed the ways of this world and of the ruler of the kingdom of the air, the spirit who is now at work in those who are disobedient.

All of this pertains to today

Our info from the PC is stored in what we call the Cloud

And who is being censored?

The Right, Conservative, Christian

Gates of hell - ruler of the kingdom of the air

Just remember when you get banned, blocked, censored who is the ruler of this?

Those who are disobedient. The ones elevating themselves to god like positions who want to rule and control you

The more you know, the more it all makes sense

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Happy Birthing Person Day

 Happy Birthing Person Day

Before I get into this topic, I am not voicing my opinion on anything, just trying to explain things to you – capeesh. 

How did we get to Birthing Person Day from Mother’s day?

Well, if you accept homosexuality, then there is progression.

Acceptance of homosexuality leads to acceptance of transvestite leads to acceptance of transgender leads to acceptance of pedophilia. 

Going back to transgender, if society accepts it as normal, then we accept men becoming women and women becoming men. 

So if a woman has had kids but has become a man, then it is offensive to be called a mother since she is no longer a female but a male, hence birthing person.

Do you get it?

So whatever you allow or accept doesn’t stop there, it progresses

Happy Birthing Person Day

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Slow Joe fielded questions today about the Keystone XL pipeline
Listen man, we are not going to abandon the pipeline we are going to repurpose the workers and the pipeline
We can turn on a garden hose on one end and have people slide through it
This would be the world’s largest water slide
Imagine starting out in Canada and ending up in Montana, or Peoria
It’s all about that three letter word jobs
Tourist dollars, we can do this
Imagine a large water slide, maybe we can even send mail through it, we don’t oil, we need this

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Carey On News Break New U.S. House rules

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New U.S. House rules to eliminate gender-specific terms such as 'father, mother, son, daughter' has passed
First order is to eliminate Mother and Fathers day and instead have Happy Whatever You Are Parent Day
Members of the House still squabbled over the word parent
It was then changed to read Happy Whatever You Are Day
Still not content as some argued not everyone is happy
So the new holiday to replace Mother and Father's day is Whatever Day to be held whenever

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Coke is it the real thing

For all of you who drink Coke
And for those at Coke who said try to be less white

Let’s give a moment of silence to the inventor of Coke
John Stith Pemberton
Who was an American biochemist and Confederate States Army veteran who is best known as the inventor of Coca-Cola.

The original Coke recipe contained cocaine - a WHITE powdery substance.

So let’s all celebrate Coke's whiteness because it’s the real thing for us whiteys.
Or on the other hand…
Let’s eradicate this beverage from all store shelves because of its history even if the color of Coke is dark brown.

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Shopping Experience

 

Shopping Experience

So there I am at Family Dollar in Bedford off of Rockside

Mostly a black neighborhood

Everyone was friendly towards me except one skeevy white woman wearing a BLM shirt

This woman makes a coal miner look cleaner and more feminine

I had my Trump shirt on this could be part of the story

Standing behind this woman, if I should even call her that, in a line that was moving slower than cold molasses

She barked EXCUSE ME STAND BACK AND YOU ARE NOT WEARING A MASK

Um lady if you are so concerned pull up your mask.

She was wearing the mask with her nose exposed

YOU ARE NOT WEARING A MASK STAND BACK

Again I repeated if you were wearing the mask properly you would have no concern

The same snarled verbage came out of her with the middle finger directed at me with some colorful blankety blanks.

In the parking lot I saw her again and gave a good old raspberry, a Bronx cheer, a salute.

Wow did this set her off with a barrage of more middle fingers and swearing

She pulls out, I pull out. She stops on the side of the road

I stop in the middle of the road to see what this mad woman wants

She takes a picture of me while yelling wait till my husband finds you (%$*()*^#@!

I laugh and wave the American flag and zoom off.

 

Some numbers for you

1 out 2 whites were unruly and disgusting

25 out of 25 blacks were polite

2 bags of candy for $3

So you may be asking yourself what does an unkempt profane female shop for? One glass jar of Chestnut Hill Stuffed Manzanilla Olives, 7 oz.

 

Of all days for this white babbling psycho to shop for olives I had to get behind her.

 

Finally the moral of the story is:

It’s not the shade of the person that matters but what shade is the person’s heart. This lady was white on the outside but dark on the inside

 

 

So there I am at Family Dollar in Bedford off of Rockside

Mostly a black neighborhood

Everyone was friendly towards me except one skeevy white woman wearing a BLM shirt

This woman makes a coal miner look cleaner and more feminine

I had my Trump shirt on this could be part of the story

Standing behind this woman, if I should even call her that, in a line that was moving slower than cold molasses

She barked EXCUSE ME STAND BACK AND YOU ARE NOT WEARING A MASK

Um lady if you are so concerned pull up your mask.

She was wearing the mask with her nose exposed

YOU ARE NOT WEARING A MASK STAND BACK

Again I repeated if you were wearing the mask properly you would have no concern

The same snarled verbage came out of her with the middle finger directed at me with some colorful blankety blanks.

In the parking lot I saw her again and gave a good old raspberry, a Bronx cheer, a salute.

Wow did this set her off with a barrage of more middle fingers and swearing

She pulls out, I pull out. She stops on the side of the road

I stop in the middle of the road to see what this mad woman wants

She takes a picture of me while yelling wait till my husband finds you (%$*()*^#@!

I laugh and wave the American flag and zoom off.

 

Some numbers for you

1 out 2 whites were unruly and disgusting

25 out of 25 blacks were polite

2 bags of candy for $3

You may be asking yourself what does an unkempt profane female shop for? One glass jar of Chestnut Hill Stuffed Manzanilla Olives, 7 oz.

Of all days for this white babbling psycho to shop for olives I had to get behind her.
So the moral of the story is:

It’s not the shade of the person that matters but what shade is the person’s heart. This lady was white on the outside but dark on the inside

Shout Down and Shout Out

 A big shut down to Chuppa's Marketplace on 5640 Pearl Rd. Cleveland

I was rudely greeted with

EXCUSE ME SIR YOU NEED TO WEAR A MASK OR YOU CAN NOT SHOP HERE AND WILL HAVE TO LEAVE

At that point I went to the counter and said excuse me but cover your nose now.

She was wearing her mask way below her nose.

Which she responded with What nerve!

If you are going to harass people then make sure employees are following all rules. After all if you are going to do this right than wear gloves, cover nose, mouth and ears.

Back to Chuppa's. The owner then came over with another discussion. I put my items down, with the mask they gave me and took my money.

Shout out to the Indian and Ukrainian store that took my money and treated me and other customers with no mask with respect.

Another shout down to Park to Shop Chinese market

They have a security guard taking temps of everyone entering and will not allow you to shop with no mask.

IF this virus is so horribly bad then lock down the world, completely.

And I do understand a business having rules but how you greet the customer and how you present yourself goes along way in showing respect to your customers especially a worker with her nose hanging out should not be doing the demanding.

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PS: Hey Chuppa read this to your exposed nose workers before they bark:

“My main takeaway for now would be wear your mask properly and cover your nose,” said the lead researcher, Dr. Andrew Lane, professor of otolaryngology and director of the Hopkins School of Medicine’s Division of Rhinology and Skull Base Surgery.

“You could get infected by breathing in your nose,” he said. “You could infect other people by breathing out of your mouth or your nose.”

If we are going to live in fear, do not read as haphazardly, then you already have died maybe not physically but mentally and emotionally.

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Name game

 Name game

What will be the new name for the Indians, one of the great marketing names of all times and very much loved by all except by liberals and people who lost the war

It seems today everything is offensive, even colors so we have to be careful

I was thinking of the Cleveland Whitecaps referring to the white caps off Lake Erie and the team would wear white hats, why not Chicago has White Sox

But this is today and people of color may be upset with white

Then how about the Black Tops and wear black jerseys but that sounds to much like asphalt

So what about a color in the middle, a bland color like gray

The Cleveland Grays or would the sissies of America cry that is named after a militia and that's evil

OR then again maybe we should just use Cleveland as a name, play with a wiffle ball, don't keep score and have women as umps so we don't offend anyone except of course Americans who believe in America but we don't matter any more

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What is going on?

 

Most people are confused as to what is going on in America or are nibbling around the edges.

They do not understand why fellow Americans are falling for socialism and or communism. 

Once you understand that socialism and communism is a belief as well as a form of government you are on the right path. 

Our country was founded on Judaeo Christian principles with a strong belief in God. 

God is the ultimate provider and teaches you to work hard and help your neighbor. 

Once this foundation was eroded reliance was placed on the government to provide all your needs. 

Whenever something is removed it creates a vacuum that needs to be filled. 

In this case America has replaced religion with government. 

Hence the youth as well as many adults looks towards government as their provider and god.

CKM

Inspired by Joe Biden's Car Rallies

I was inspired by Joe Biden's Car Rallies and thought if he did tour the drive in circuit the billboards would read as such:

 Now playing at drive ins across America
Sex crazed and absent minded Joe Biden with Kamala Harris as the transracial senator in

No Malarkey – Build Back Better
A true American story!

Comedy – Drama – Horror - Sex, it has it all

No admission – all welcome

FREE - Ken Itbe Sure it was free but popcorn was triple the price which shows nothing is free not even healthcare

MYSTERY - Ima Confused  Thought it was about a man running for president but Biden kept saying he was running for senate

DRAMA - Nada Forme - Filled with lies besides this script was done before with female Hillary Clinton

HORROR – Mr. Chicken Scary, 200 million dead from a virus, 150 million from guns, is anyone left?

SEX  - Era Osed   Rubbing leg hairs sniffing hair had me excited

Coming November 4^th Double Feature
Trump part 2 – The Return of American Greatness
                              and
                     Biden Takes a Hike

 

Carey On News Break September 21, 2020

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Today at a rally attended by 11 Joe Biden quoted Fred Flintstone by saying yabba dabba doo
The only problem is Joe wasn't trying to quote Fred and those in attendance still don't know what he was trying to say.

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Playboy has announced it will print a magazine in time for this upcoming holiday season
The special edition will have nothing but women with their masks off
Shocking to say the least

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A reporter asked Joe Biden what would be the first thing he would do upon entering the White House.
Joe Biden barked
"Come on man, its like me asking you when you got home you fat body dog face pony soldier where would you go, you would go to the fridge, come on man, you know I would go to the basement and let me tell you I know basements... Come on man"!

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Carey On News Break -Biden's New Slogan

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Presidential candidate Joe Biden has come up with a new campaign slogan 

Gone is the No Malarkey which was nothing but malarkey and sounded more like an Irish pub rather than n a slogan 

Gone also is Build Back Better which was nothing but Ebonics at its worse 

The new slogan is by far the best 

And that is Let's Forget Everything and vote Biden 

When asked about it Joe Biden said I like it however I forgot what I was suppose to forget 

 Let's Forget Everything and Vote Biden!!! 

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A short tutorial on tires

A short tutorial on what the letters mean on a tire sidewall It can be confusing
The first number is the tire size For instance 225-70-15 that is the size
Then the load rating which is a two digit number like 95, the higher the number the more weight the tire can handle
If it has an MS it is for mud and snow
Then there is the date code For instance 2118 would indicate the tire was manufactured in the 21st week of the year, the number “18” is the year
And finally if it has LGBTQ on it Goodyear made the tire
And there you have it

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Why I don't believe there is a real coin shortage but fabricated

Years ago I brought a letter I received to a lawyer friend of mine.
It was written in legalese and had me so confused.
He took out a pen and started crossing out sections.
When he was finished the letter was narrowed down to two sentences that had any meaning
I learned a lot that day
Since then I trained myself to hone in on what is the message or bs they are trying to feed you whenever I read an article or listen to a speech.
For instance in an article titled "Kroger cashiers no longer providing coin change." I had to apply this strategy.

Hidden in this article of how Kroger is no longing giving change because of a coin shortage there is a short sentence, a brief mention of self checkouts in the middle and then they go right back to how there is a coin shortage.
That sentence is this:
"Change will still be given at self-checkout stations throughout Kroger stores, Rolfes added."

Come on Krogers.
If ALL your customers switch to self-checkout there are coins but if customers go to a manned-checkout there are no coins?

This is a move to persuade customers to use self-checkouts which would lay off more workers
There is an agenda here.
Just add it to the Russian Hoax, Covid 19, BLM and now coin shortage

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News from around the Buckeye State Ohio

Let’s start up north in Cleveland.
Mayor Frank Jackson who was nowhere to be seen during the riots only to come out of hiding to say Cleveland is sometimes perceived to be ‘butthole of the world’.

Sorry Mayor Frank Jackson you are perceived to be that.

And in Cleveland sports QB Mayfield said he will be taking the knee for the anthem. Nothing new to the city as all their QBs take a knee, this one will just happen sooner.

Moving east to the Geranium City that’s if you can find any Wickliffe, residents want to impeach, recall and like to stone the mayor but he already is. They have a list of 19 reasons why he should be impeached far more than any David Letterman list. While the city goes to pot he is smoking pot. He cancelled leaf collection but lit up city hall green on 4-20. Most mayors encourage you to pull weeds in your yard but Wickliffe’s current mayor wants you to grow weed in your yard. Gee and I thought he was always smiling because he is a friendly guy.

Next up is Willoughby Hills. Fireworks may be cancelled on the 4^th but they are always present at the Willoughby Hills council meetings. Councilwoman Nancy Fellows has been hit with a lawsuit. Among the charges are union busting. Earlier Council member John Plecnik resigned as did Councilwoman Majka who was critical of "a dark side for those who speak up and challenge the status quo in Willoughby Hills City Hall. The only thing missing from these meetings is cattle rustling and I am sure it will be discussed next time.

Let’s drop down to the capital of Ohio, Columbus, who will be taking down the statue of whom the city is named after, Christopher Columbus. If they do take it down the question then becomes should they rename the city? Names already off the list for possible replacement are Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben. Columbus’s hockey team the Bluejackets who fire off a cannon when they score may also be under attack. Thinking ahead a suitable replacement may be a paper bag inflated and popped.
Lastly little Michael DeWine our Governor has made a list to reform the police into friendlier more educated servants. Keeping with this cops bad - criminals good theme instead of arresting law breakers the city will erect little time out zones and have police read them stories. 

Now let’s drop down further south in Ohio to the Apple City Jackson though they no longer have apple farms. Landlords want to storm council for passing a bill making them liable for utility bills when tenants skip out. I think one way to ease this is to pass an ordinance where you can only rent to Amish. If that’s not bad enough Councilwoman Carisa Edwards spouted off concerning the Christmas decorations and wrote this it’s because of all the people bitching about that their dead relatives hang from a light pole during Christmas time. Then she went on to say I don’t give two &*^%$* about a virus that occurs naturally. Mother Earth was designed to protect herself and I feel that is what’s happening. We have over populated her. We throw trash into the oceans. We cut down precious habitat. So she is putting up a big middle finger and taking back herself.

I know someone who may not be getting any Christmas presents and I never knew how much Jackson has played a role in damaging the ecosystem of the globe. 

Bring back the Apple farms because an apple a day may keep the council at bay.

Let me know what’s up in your city?

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Billing Woes

Dumb Thing of the Day
I was swarmed with various bills from my 3 month bout of who knows what I had.
I paid off the small ones immediately, the larger ones next and was budgeting for the biggest
One bill was for $997.00
I mailed in a small payment and waited and waited for a new invoice but nothing came
Instead I received a bill from a collection agency
I called and said I understand who you are but I am going to vent to someone
I paid on this and was waiting for a new invoice to make arrangements with them to set up further payments, this is not my fault, what is wrong with these people
I understand sir but I am here to make an offer to you
If you can pay $400 right now this bill will be considered paid in full.
Of course I accepted.
So the dumb is this
If the hospital would have sent me a new invoice they would have been paid the full $997
And if a collection agency can lower the amount by that much why didn't the hospital just charge me that in the first place and the bill would have been paid when I received it!
Just dumb

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The difference between Republican and Trump Supporters vs. Democrat and Biden Supporters

The difference between Republican and Trump Supporters vs. Democrat and Biden Supporters

Corona Virus

Republican and Trump supporters greet you with a handshake and hug and think the virus is a hoax

Democrat and Biden supporters yell at you stay away at least 6 feet and think the virus is as scary as global warming

Stimulus Check

Republican and Trump supporters instead of sitting go out and find work and if the check arrives it arrives and if not oh well

Democrat and Biden supporters camp out at the mailbox waiting for it

Quarantine

Republican and Trump supporters kept busy cleaning house and remodeled during the quarantine

Democrat and Biden supporters watched Netflix and if they did clean or remodeled they hired a Republican or Trump supporter

Life

Republican and Trump supporters march for life

Democrat and Biden supporters march to take a life

The Flag

Republican and Trump supporters wave the American flag proudly

Democrat and Biden supporters burn the American flag and fly the rainbow flag proudly

Stores

Republican and Trump supporters work at stores

Democrat and Biden supporters loot stores

Walls

Republican and Trump Supporters want a wall to keep out illegals

Democrat and Biden supporters don’t want a wall to keep out illegals but want walls to establish autonomous zones 

Videos and Cartoons

Republican and Trump supporters want to ban violent video games 

Democrat and Biden supporters love violent video games but want to disarm Elmer Fudd and ban Paw Patrol

And lastly.....

Who Matters

Republican and Trump supporters believe all lives matter and will vote for an old white man

Democrat and Biden supporters believe black lives matter and will vote for a really really old white man

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Dream April 19, 2020 Horse Buried the Camel

There was something else going on, a crowd maybe, something to set up the main focus of the dream. Whatever it was quickly dissipated.

Suddenly I quickly saw the outside of a off-white canvas like small square tent. Something I have seen at a fair or sort of like the ones at war reenactments. Then I was inside of the tent. The tent had a natural grass and dirt floor and nothing in it.

Toward the back of the tent was a camel and his hoofs were in a small square pit filled with sand. Almost like play sand. The camels expression was very sad.

In front of the camel nose to nose was a horse. Dark brown, muscular, little to no expression, without any natural features (lines, etc…) Though no expression it was stern looking.

The horse using his nose starting covering the camel with dirt, in the same manner a dog buries something.

The camel was looking even sadder and started tearing but remained still.

The horse then stopped and suddenly using his nose put the camel in a beige colored body bag and zippered it leaving the camels head out.

The camel was now looking even sadder and tearing more.

The horse resumed covering the camel with dirt until it was buried alive. He was buried even with the ground. The horse throughout remained emotionless and expressionless.

In the dream I was almost saddened by what I saw and the fact the camel was buried alive.

Reporting From Ground Zero at the Corona-virus Panic Zone Eastlake Walmart – Midnight Thursday

Yes it was pandemonium for the panic induced hysteria of the pandemic corona virus.
I went late night shopping as I usually do past midnight.

The parking lot scene was like the last minute frenzy of the day before Christmas. Lot was full, carts strewn everywhere, shoppers pulling in and out.

Upon entering I was greeted by a worker that I know and he said “ITS NUTS, THEY HAVE WIPED OUT TOILET PAPER AND PAPER TOWELS! Can you believe this? I asked, which of course he had no answer, “What is the tie in?” “I don’t know but they are going crazy”!

Entering the store the sight was strange. More than one person was wearing a hospital mask and rubber gloves, workers and customers.
Activity everywhere, shoppers in full motion with carts overflowing. A man was pushing and pulling carts and both were loaded to capacity.

Another person I know was stocking the vegetables. I said to him “Is the apocalypse upon us”? He laughed but agreed apocalypse was a good word for it and like the old movie. He said it’s been this way all day. As quick as they restock the shelves they are emptied.

Aisle after aisle empty boxes tossed aside with some items still remaining on the shelves. Pickles and candy and deserts were in abundance as was gluten free food but the freezer section was almost wiped clean with empty boxes left in place like everywhere else in the food side of the store.

Water? GONE, just one or two stray bottles could be found.
Milk? GONE!
Toilet paper? GONE, not one square left.
Ginger ale and many other brands of pop? Gone to just a few left.
Paper towels? I saw a Jewish man rapidly pushing his cart with a bounty of Bounty paper towels, the last in the store. He was not about to share.

Madness but people were polite. People were talking to each other and the word amongst the shoppers was - Is this real or just made up? How do we know so we had to stock up.

Self-check out lines, once again using Christmas as a benchmark, were that long if not longer or maybe a better way to describe it is like rush hour traffic.
I chose to use the manned register. How many minutes was I waiting? 20, 25? I lost track of time. The poor lady cashier asked if I could help her bag my stuff. She was hurting but no relief was in sight.

Is this real? No one knows. But at this pace how much longer will it be before food and essentials are rationed. And I do know this, there were more than 100 in the store, this definitely doesn’t pass the DeWine mandate on gatherings.

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A Conversation Between Bernie Sanders and Joe Biden

A conversation between Bernie Sanders and Joe Biden

Hello Joe, this is Bernie.
Bennie?
No Bernie.
You mean like Bennie and the Jets?
NO your political rival Bernie Sanders!
Well hello, why didn’t you say Bernie Sanders.
Listen Joe my old bones are not up to another rally.
You mean dog bones, you want to make dog bones an issue?
NO listen Joe, I am in no mood to host a campaign rally.
I hate camping!
WHATEVER! What do you say we just cancel both of our rallies?
OK that’s fine with me Chuck.

Breaking News
Biden and Sanders cancel their upcoming rallies over fear of spreading the corona-virus

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Can you imagine any one of the six Democrats being president?

Well after Wednesday’s Democratic debate can you imagine any one of the six being president and having to meet with Russian President Putin?

Pete: Can I hug you?

Klobuchar: Are you calling me dumb?

Biden: I want to thank President Nikita Khrushchev for inviting to his great country of Poland

Warren – SO…

Sanders: Talk about Russian interference I am the Russian interference, how am I doing President Putin?

Bloomberg: Before we have our meeting I like to play you one of my commercials.

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