Monday, July 11, 2011

commentary, some new and some a month late

Awww yes isn't it good to live in a country as ours? Emails still keep rolling in about the fake we have in the White House. But that's not the only thing that makes us proud, what about the city in Oregon that decided to cease using the Pledge of Allegiance because it is to divisive and saying we are citizens of the world not just America or how about our wonderful Secretary of State Hitlary petitioning Lady KaKa to perform for a Gay Pride event in Italy or how about Ron Paul joining forces with lovable ever so smart Barney Franks to legalize pot.

With all this going on did you expect America to elect a normal person as pres? Obama was in the right place at the right time. Hillary said it takes a village and I say it takes an asylum as in insane asylum where all of these people should be locked up. But of course that wouldn't be politically correct so lets make them czars.

A few campaign slogans for the 2012 presidency.

Finally there is a choice.
Jon Huntsman
The other Gay friendly Mormon.
What Obama started
Mitt will finish.
Mitt Romney
The white Obama
Dope Smokers for Ron Paul
Its not just a pipe dream.
Sodomites Unite
defeat Santorum
or back to the closet
Bail out the US
Vote anyone but Obama
Ron Paul & Barney Franks in '012
Lets legalize pot and have a gay time together
Remember the good ole days?
Lets reset the clock to pre-'67
Palestinians for Obama
Out of the stone age
Into the stoned age
Ron Paul in '012

Now last months humor. I got busy and never sent this out. But what the heck, its still worth a chuckle even if its stale.

In the NO KIDDING Department

Economic analyst's site the high gas prices as a major reason for the high unemployment numbers and low sales figures. And they went to school to figure this out?

Missing in action.
Has anyone seen Joe Biden? Just wondering.

Tweet tweet
Rep. Weiner's new screen name is Tweety Bird

He now admits it

Rep. Weiner now says yes he sent those photos. But what the heck, whats a little Weiner amongst friends.

They tried this
Cleveland congregations will unite people from churches, synagogues and mosques. Hasn't Israel tried this already? Has it worked there?

Back to school
President Obama's longtime adviser Austan Goolsbee will resign as the chairman of the Council of Economic Advisers to return to teaching at the University of Chicago School of Business. Forget about teaching, he needs to enroll as a student. And if his grades are as high as current inflation, he will do just fine.

Hidden and Exposed

Edwards spent close to a million to hide his lover while Weiner just let it hang out.

Some help
Weiner went to Bill Clinton for advice. Slick said What I told Monica was next time just keep your mouth shut.

Weiner a Muslim?

Someone sent me an email stating the Weiner converted to Islam. My question is what way was he facing when he exposed himself?

A few current ones

An Indiana Amish man was convicted of sexting a 13 year old girl. Whats this world coming to? Since when do Amish use phones?

Someone please explain this very important question to me - OK?
Let me see if I understand. Obama will agree to make cuts only if the debt ceiling is raised. Well if cuts are made why does the debt ceiling need to be raised?

And lastly... Always remember you can lead a liberal to a bank but you can't make him save money.

Carey Masci

Will try better to keep current but a late laugh is better than no laugh. Or something like that.

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