10. Trump is given a list of all known illegal alien felons and finds Obama’s name on the list
9. A catfight between Michelle Obama and Chelsea over who will run for president in 2020
8. Mike Pence having to explain to Donald Trump why he can’t nuke North Korea, Syria and Mexico
7. Now that the Clintons are no longer in office or running for office Bill finally pays for sex
6. Obama decides to retire to Kenya instead of Chicago
5. Hillary decides to Cryogenically Freeze herself she so can thaw out and run for president in 2060
4. Obama’s presidential library is planned to be built in a mosque
3. All of the protesters suddenly stop protesting when they realize being paid to protest is like having a job
2. Joe Biden being asked what will Obama’s legacy be with Joe asking in return “What is a legacy?”
And the Number One thing to look for post-election is:
President Elect Trump requesting the national anthem being changed to
New York New York
Carey On.....
Thursday, November 17, 2016
Tuesday, November 01, 2016
Carey brings you - Top 10 things to look for during the last days of the 2016 election
It has been some time since I have written a Top 10 list so here is the
Top 10 things to look for during the last days of the 2016 election
10. A conversation between someone and Hillary asking did you receive my email and Hillary responding sorry I must have deleted it.
9. Illegal Mexicans applying early for the work of building Trumps wall.
8. Gary Johnson getting caught smoking weed with Willy Nelson
7. A large crowd of 36 people mostly family members showing up for a Tim Kaine speech
6. EGore (Al Gore) giving a lecture on global warming and forgetting he was there to talk about Hillary for president.
5. Bill Clinton yelling at Hillary NO you cannot have Monica as an intern, she is mine
4. Transsexuals voting for Hillary twice, once as a man and once as a woman
3. John Kasich giving a press conference thinking he is the next president
2. Hillary having make up applied then sprayed liberally with Raid so she can have a fly free rally
And the number 1. thing to look for is…
Donald Trump saying Read my lips no new Muslims
Carey Masci
Top 10 things to look for during the last days of the 2016 election
10. A conversation between someone and Hillary asking did you receive my email and Hillary responding sorry I must have deleted it.
9. Illegal Mexicans applying early for the work of building Trumps wall.
8. Gary Johnson getting caught smoking weed with Willy Nelson
7. A large crowd of 36 people mostly family members showing up for a Tim Kaine speech
6. EGore (Al Gore) giving a lecture on global warming and forgetting he was there to talk about Hillary for president.
5. Bill Clinton yelling at Hillary NO you cannot have Monica as an intern, she is mine
4. Transsexuals voting for Hillary twice, once as a man and once as a woman
3. John Kasich giving a press conference thinking he is the next president
2. Hillary having make up applied then sprayed liberally with Raid so she can have a fly free rally
And the number 1. thing to look for is…
Donald Trump saying Read my lips no new Muslims
Carey Masci
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