Tuesday, November 01, 2016

Carey brings you - Top 10 things to look for during the last days of the 2016 election

It has been some time since I have written a Top 10 list so here is the
Top 10 things to look for during the last days of the 2016 election

10. A conversation between someone and Hillary asking did you receive my email and Hillary responding sorry I must have deleted it.

9. Illegal Mexicans applying early for the work of building Trumps wall.

8. Gary Johnson getting caught smoking weed with Willy Nelson

7. A large crowd of 36 people mostly family members showing up for a Tim Kaine speech

6. EGore (Al Gore) giving a lecture on global warming and forgetting he was there to talk about Hillary for president.

5. Bill Clinton yelling at Hillary NO you cannot have Monica as an intern, she is mine

4. Transsexuals voting for Hillary twice, once as a man and once as a woman

3. John Kasich giving a press conference thinking he is the next president

2. Hillary having make up applied then sprayed liberally with Raid so she can have a fly free rally

And the number 1. thing to look for is…

Donald Trump saying Read my lips no new Muslims



Carey Masci

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