Friends,
I
wear many hats and one of those is of Lake County Chairman for the
Constitution Party. I understand that as chairman I have to uphold a
standard that promotes the Constitution Party in a favorable light and
do my best to steer away from controversial behavior. I also strongly
believe in the freedom of speech and individuality and political
correctness is a tool used solely by the liberal left to silence the
conservative right or anyone that does not adhere to their thinking. To
that I give one big raspberry and bring to you...
Carey’s Humorous Truth or sort of written by Carey not as Chairman Carey
So Governor Chris Christy came out for same sex marriage. What’s so surprising? I thought everyone knew he had a weakness for donuts and fruitcakes.
Cleveland Councilman Zack Reed was at Mayor Jackson’s victory party. A party is the last place Drink and Drive Zack should be at.
Democrats and the Deal
FDR - New Deal
LBJ - Free Deals
Bill Clinton - No Big Deal
Obama - No Deal
Hillary - When’s My Deal
The Washington Redskins
have come under fire because of political correctness. Washington has
decided to keep their name Redskins but instead of showing an Indian
they will now have a redskin potato as their logo.
With the passing of SB193, a Republican drafted bill in Ohio, the GOP will no longer be known as the Grand Ole Party but the Grand Oppressive Party.
A scanner has been invented
that will be used in airports making sure if a liquid is safe or a
potential explosive. Many airline passengers are demanding that the
same scanner be used on airplane food to make sure it is safe and not a
potential explosive.
What do teenagers and young adults have in common with the Obamacare website? Both are hardly working.
Obama finally came to the mic to explain the disaster of the Obamacare website. Very eloquently he said It’s Bush’s fault.
More on Obamacare
Obama
made the announcement that the US has entered an agreement with eBay to
start listing healthcare. Obama said listing healthcare services on
eBay is the American way, it is fair for everyone and it is
transparent. For instance if you should need brain surgery you can bid
on it. If you lose the bid, then it is obvious brain surgery to you was
not that important. But if you do have the highest bid and you pay on
time, the doctor performing it will leave you good feedback which is
great if you should ever need let’s say kidney transplant. They will
trust you and you will be treated. Likewise if you received brain
surgery you can then leave feedback on the doctor. If it worked out you
can say so, if you should die then you can leave feedback saying do not
trust this doctor, I died. This is the American way, fair for all and
very transparent and let’s not forget, eBay is easier to use then my
Obamacare website.
Carey Masci