Carey’s Humorous Truth or sort of

Friends,

I wear many hats and one of those is of Lake County Chairman for the Constitution Party.   I understand that as chairman I have to uphold a standard that promotes the Constitution Party in a favorable light and do my best to steer away from controversial behavior.  I also strongly believe in the freedom of speech and individuality and political correctness is a tool used solely by the liberal left to silence the conservative right or anyone that does not adhere to their thinking.  To that I give one big raspberry and bring to you... 

Carey’s Humorous Truth or sort of written by Carey not as Chairman Carey

So Governor Chris Christy came out for same sex marriage.  What’s so surprising?  I thought everyone knew he had a weakness for donuts and fruitcakes.

Cleveland Councilman Zack Reed was at Mayor Jackson’s victory party.  A party is the last place Drink and Drive Zack should be at.

Democrats and the Deal

FDR - New Deal

LBJ - Free Deals

Bill Clinton - No Big Deal

Obama - No Deal

Hillary - When’s My Deal

The Washington Redskins have come under fire because of political correctness.  Washington has decided to keep their name Redskins but instead of showing an Indian they will now have a redskin potato as their logo.

With the passing of SB193, a Republican drafted bill in Ohio, the GOP will no longer be known as the Grand Ole Party but the Grand Oppressive Party.

A scanner has been invented that will be used in airports making sure if a liquid is safe or a potential explosive.  Many airline passengers are demanding that the same scanner be used on airplane food to make sure it is safe and not a potential explosive.

What do teenagers and young adults have in common with the Obamacare website?  Both are hardly working.

Obama finally came to the mic to explain the disaster of the Obamacare website.  Very eloquently he said It’s Bush’s fault.

More on Obamacare

Obama made the announcement that the US has entered an agreement with eBay to start listing healthcare.  Obama said listing healthcare services on eBay is the American way, it is fair for everyone and it is transparent.  For instance if you should need brain surgery you can bid on it.  If you lose the bid, then it is obvious brain surgery to you was not that important.  But if you do have the highest bid and you pay on time, the doctor performing it will leave you good feedback which is great if you should ever need let’s say kidney transplant.  They will trust you and you will be treated.  Likewise if you received brain surgery you can then leave feedback on the doctor.  If it worked out you can say so, if you should die then you can leave feedback saying do not trust this doctor, I died.  This is the American way, fair for all and very transparent and let’s not forget, eBay is easier to use then my Obamacare website.

    Carey Masci