"Carey's Top 10 Ways to Make the Democratic Convention More Exciting"

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"Try to squeeze Al Gore into the same suit he wore at the 2000 convention." -- One of David Letterman's "Top 10 Ways to Make the Democratic Convention More Fun."
Lisa from Erie sent that to me and immediately I got inspired. Never hearing or reading David Lettermans Top 10 about the Democratic Convention I thought I would write my own list.

So here is "Carey's Top 10 Ways to Make the Democratic Convention More Exciting"

10.Have Obama's Mother on stage to show the world he's part white

9. Let Queer Nation show up to face paint and shave chest hair.

8. Take up a collection to save cows

7. Have everyone address Obama as Hussein

6. Have EGore announce due to global warming we will now cut off the air conditioning

5. Serve nothing but vegetables and beans to show support for animal rights and then put out of order on all bath room doors.

4. Have Ruddy Giuliani show up dressed as a woman

3. Let Dennis Kucinich talk about passing a bill making it mandatory to love your neighbor

2. Revive Jerry Garcia and Timothy Leary and pass out drugs.

AND THEE NUMBER ONE WAY TO MAKE THE DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION MORE FUN IS.....

HAVE TEDDY KENNEDY BE THE VALET AND PARK CARS!!

CKM