Monday, March 28, 2011

Carey's funnies for today

Hey Gang,
Cleveland has the dubious distinction of being involved in another weird situation. During the Cavs Clippers basketball game a week back a man ran out on the court with a knife before the start of it. Such bad timing. The way the Cavs keep losing he should of ran out during the game so he could of cut it short.

Has anyone noticed how the last month probasket ball has all the teems wearing Hispanic jerseys? All of them have Los, like Los Mavs. The Cavs finally don't feel all alone. Since the beginning of the season they have had loss written all over them.

Rep. Dennis Kucinich has been talking about impeaching Obama. Not sure if he is serious or just wants another ride on Air Force One.

Cleveland officials are a little envious of Japan. They wish the quake would of hit here. Its a lot quicker and cheaper demolishing all the empty houses in the area.

I am sure most of you have heard Bill Cosby's speech about family values.
These are a few lines from it:

People with their hats on backward, pants down around the crack...
Isn't it a sign of something when she has her dress all the way up .....

But did you know that Bill Cosby will be the host at this years Playboy Jazz Festival?

I guess he really knows what he is talking about when he says pants down around the crack and she has her dress all the way up.

Truth is stranger than fiction but still not as strange as my humor.
Carey Masci

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