Mitt Itch fever

Hey Gang,
 I am sure everyone knows by now that Ted Nugent the Motor City Madman got in trouble for saying We need to ride into that battlefield and chop their (Obama and the Democratic party) heads off in November. To me that’s no news that’s what a Conservative Right Winger is suppose to do, hunt varmints.

Nope the big news was Nugent the guy who bow hunts rhinos and uses a Sherman tank to hunt squirrels came out and endorsed the East Coast Gun Control Mitt. Someone needs to tell Ted that when Mitt says he is for population control he is not talking about thinning a deer herd he is talking about abortion.

 So I decided to help Nugent out here and revamped his song Cat Scratch Fever for him.

I bring to you…..
I Got the Mitt Itch Fever.
 Well I know Mitt ain't no dumdum
 But he sure is to some I'm still voting Romney
 And I don't know what he's thinking
And neither does he

 I got the Mitt itch fever
 Mitt itch fever

The first time that I got it I must have been stoned
 Or I got it from the liberal next door
 I went and saw a head shrink
 And he gave me the score
 Romney's nothing but a bore

But I got the Mitt itch fever
 Mitt itch fever

 He's nothin conservative
 Ain't no Reagan
Always ch-ch-change
You know you got it when you're going insane
 It makes a grown man lyin' lyin'
 He votes just like Ted

 Mitt makes the party curse with
The stroke of his pen
 They know they gettin' more fee’s
And queers know where to go
When they need their lovin man
Standing up for them is Romney

I got the Mitt itch fever
Mitt itch fever

Catchy huh?
Carey Masci