Puff the Magic Johnson

Puff, the magic Johnson who governed in the west

And frolicked with the GOP until they made a mess
Most of all the voters were tired of this stuff
And brought their poster boards and signs and said we had enough

OH

Puff, the magic Johnson who governed in the west
And frolicked with the GOP until they made a mess
Puff, the magic Johnson who governed in the west
And frolicked with the GOP until they made a mess

Then one cold autumn day they told him he couldn't play
In their meaningless staged debates so Johnson went away
But others they were saddened and did what they could do
They told Johnson they loved him the others were the fools

OH

And frolicked with the GOP until they made a mess
Puff, the magic Johnson who governed in the west dragon
And frolicked with the GOP until they made a mess

Now Johnson he was happy when he heard these very cry's
So Johnson he came back again and said I'll do more than try
I have to win the presidency to save our fabled land
Cause Obama is a socialist and Romney has no plan

Mitts head was bent in sorrow, green backs fell like rain,
I really am a conservative but my governing is a stain
And I'll never win the White House that Johnson is a pain
Obama wasn't worried though he knew he would still reign
But if only I could throw that Joe beneath a speeding train

OH

Puff, the magic Johnson who governed in the west
And frolicked with the GOP until they made a mess
Puff, the magic Johnson who governed in the west dragon
And frolicked with the GOP until they made a mess

Carey K. Masci