Why Obama is for the mega mosque

   Friends,

   President Obama is for building the mega mosque near the site of 911. Its not because he is anti-Christian. Not because his middle name is Hussein. Not because he is pro-Muslim. Not because his dad was a Muslim. Not because he bows down to Saudi Kings. Not because he is a Muslim. Not because he doesn't think this is a Christian nation. Nope none of those. The reason is... President Obama is a community organizer and the mosque is really nothing more than just a community center.

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Islamic law:
Unclean animals - Dogs
According to Hadith, anything a dog touches must be washed seven times, the final time in dust[14]. Some religious traditions hold that if a dog passes in front of someone preparing to pray, that it pollutes their purity and negates the prayer.


Some teachers even go so far as to say that photographs[15], television, movies, and even dog shaped toys, are unclean and require purification after contact. Dr. Khaled Abou El Fadl, professor of Islamic Law at UCLA, says this zealous adherence to doctrine led one religious authority to advise a Muslim that his pet dog was evil and should be driven away by cutting off its food and water.[16]

I say let them build the mosque but I also think we should put a Pet Smart next door to it and a Humane Society on the other side.

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But seriously, now that I know about how Muslims feels about dogs, if one moves next to me forget about the watch dog, I will just put up a big screen TV facing them and play reruns of Lassie all day.

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The NY MEGA MOSQUE, 15 stories of Islamic fun. Learn which way to face when praying. Learn the proper way to wrap up your wives before they head out. That's right friends have you always wanted to know how to weave prayer rugs? How to make and strap on bombs? How to discipline you wife? How to beat her silly and have her come crawling back for more.

Well you can do all that and more at the NY MEGA Mosque. Come join us. Become a life time member. And if you are really brave join the suicide bomb squad club. You'll have a blast!

All welcome.
Remember this is more than just a Jihad its a community center.


CKM