Top Ten Excuses from NY Rep. Weiner about the Underwear Tweet.
10. Whoops I thought that was my swim trunks.
9. I had to sell my clothes to buy gas to get to work.
8. Michael Jordan is out and I am in as the new spokesman for Hanes.
7. I just wanted to prove I look better than Arnold Schwarzenegger in underwear.
6. I was trying to raise awareness of the plight of the clothes-less situation in America
5. Someone snapped that photo while TSA stripped searched me before I boarded a plane
4. Global warming finally got to me.
3. I had a meeting with Blago and he wanted to make sure I wasn't wired.
2. That's not me, that's an Oscar Mayer Weiner
And the Number One Excuse from Rep. Weiner about the underwear Tweet is:
Republican budget cuts have cost me my clothes.
Carey Masci
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